Ginko Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) I wouldn't post what isn't true even on an internet forum and yes it is my blood aunt. Edited April 28, 2013 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 28, 2013 Author Share Posted April 28, 2013 My wife was talking to her mother on the phone in the kitchen, I decided to run in, mooney and fart. I dont really know why and yes its very childish, unfortunately on forcing said fart out I also forced a little pellet out that landed on the kitchen floor. As for Morpheus I believe he is now stuck in a no win situation, if it is real does he admit to it or does he claim a joke. If he was joking will we all really believe him. If it was his blood aunt will he admit to that or change it to a non blood relative and again will we all believe him. I wouldn't post what isn't true even on an internet forum and yes it is my blood aunt. Fair enough, but you may have been doing it for comic effect or shock value, that's all. Aaaaaaaaaanyway.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2013 Really REALLY **** up. No wonder you're so miserable in On Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2013 God, I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread. I'm soooooooooooooo boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Morpheus is it your moms sister ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 28, 2013 Author Share Posted April 28, 2013 Morpheus is it your moms twin ? Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Morpheus is it your moms twin ? Fixed Ha, hadn't thought of that permutation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 You lot are so **** up . Hilarious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 will we have to wait another 5 years for the next big revelation? 2018 and somebody confesses they like watching their relatives take a crap.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 28, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2013 Please tell me its not his Dad's conjoined twin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I don't believe him. I don't want proof either. Just think your bullshitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 My wife was talking to her mother on the phone in the kitchen, I decided to run in, mooney and fart. I dont really know why and yes its very childish, unfortunately on forcing said fart out I also forced a little pellet out that landed on the kitchen floor. As for Morpheus I believe he is now stuck in a no win situation, if it is real does he admit to it or does he claim a joke. If he was joking will we all really believe him. If it was his blood aunt will he admit to that or change it to a non blood relative and again will we all believe him. I wouldn't post what isn't true even on an internet forum and yes it is my blood aunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 My wife was talking to her mother on the phone in the kitchen, I decided to run in, mooney and fart. I dont really know why and yes its very childish, unfortunately on forcing said fart out I also forced a little pellet out that landed on the kitchen floor. As for Morpheus I believe he is now stuck in a no win situation, if it is real does he admit to it or does he claim a joke. If he was joking will we all really believe him. If it was his blood aunt will he admit to that or change it to a non blood relative and again will we all believe him. I wouldn't post what isn't true even on an internet forum and yes it is my blood aunt. Fair enough, but you may have been doing it for comic effect or shock value, that's all. Aaaaaaaaaanyway.................... Neither mate its a confession thread so its a far better way for me to confess than at actual confession with a priest. How many Hail Mary's do you think he'd give me? Morpheus is it your moms sister ? Yes. I don't believe him. I don't want proof either. Just think your bullshitting No mate no bull and neither of us want to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I hope you rubber up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 No i use the withdrawal method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 OMG if serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I call bullshit on all you condemning him and acting shocked. Secretly you are all have had a thought about someone in relation and forced it out of your mind. Morpheus cleary took the red pill and society's bullshit walls came crumbling down. He's a true hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2013 I guess it was either that or morris dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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