Baselayers Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Re: Jenny's dream VT man. It's me isn't it? I would. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Reading back a bit in this thread, Base said Mooney was fit so I guess Mooney you are the special one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Best 2 for me are DDID's dog antics and whoever said about having a wank competition with their mates behind the sofa :lol; I'm not counting Morpheus' as it was a blatant lie Maybe Stevo is in training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2014 Re: Jenny's dream VT man. It's me isn't it? I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers13 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I think the sofa confession was one of the first ones I read in the thread. So it gave me pretty high hopes. Amazingly, this thread doesn't disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 The other day I had a wank race with the kettle. Well, the kettle wasn't wanking, obviously. But I was, and the aim was to climax before the kettle did. I won, convincingly. Although my gf had just been round and was on the blob, so I didn't get any, but did engage in some heavy petting and grinding which meant I was pretty much like buckaroo with no bits left in the box. The kettle never had a chance. I bet you were making some right noises. I'd put money on it that your a grunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 The other day I had a wank race with the kettle. Well, the kettle wasn't wanking, obviously. But I was, and the aim was to climax before the kettle did. I won, convincingly. Although my gf had just been round and was on the blob, so I didn't get any, but did engage in some heavy petting and grinding which meant I was pretty much like buckaroo with no bits left in the box. The kettle never had a chance. cappucino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted March 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 7, 2014 The other day I had a wank race with the kettle. Well, the kettle wasn't wanking, obviously. But I was, and the aim was to climax before the kettle did. I won, convincingly. Although my gf had just been round and was on the blob, so I didn't get any, but did engage in some heavy petting and grinding which meant I was pretty much like buckaroo with no bits left in the box. The kettle never had a chance. cappucino? More like fappucino. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Competitive wanking, i like it... You reckon you could take on a toaster stevo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 Competitive wanking, i like it... You reckon you could take on a toaster stevo?I'll never turn down a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Let's all have a meet up! We'll have a big wankfest. Need someone to be in the middle though so we can put all our concentration and thoughts into it. I won't wank for ages and who ever is in the middle is going to get a big load of man milk right in their face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted March 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 7, 2014 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 Erm... nah you're alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Let's all have a meet up! We'll have a big wankfest. Need someone to be in the middle though so we can put all our concentration and thoughts into it. I won't wank for ages and who ever is in the middle is going to get a big load of man milk right in their face :crylaugh: :crylaugh: That'll be Bronze Girl then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Give us a tenner and a Starbar and I'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 (edited) I'm for it, anything for a giggle. As long as no bloody puffs turn up. Eurgh. Edited March 7, 2014 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 A Villatalk wankfest. *speechless* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'm out all weekend, won't be back on here until Wednesday. I dread to think where this thread will be by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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