Ginko Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Keep 'em coming villaguy, this thread was made for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I truly admire your honesty villaguy and I must say your stories are comedy gold. Get this guy a TV show! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Moved on to the whiskey I see... Edited October 31, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Another confession is the prozzies in Sofia, I shagged some stunners there, I couldn't believe how pretty some of them were. But once I felt between the legs of this lass (bloke) and there was a package, I was like 'what the hell is this' and left pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Another confession is the prozzies in Sofia, I shagged some stunners there, I couldn't believe how pretty some of them were. But once I felt between the legs of this lass (bloke) and there was a package, I was like 'what the hell is this' and left pretty quick. A lad I used to work with had a similar experience in Manchester. Except the day after he'd legged it he realised he'd been relieved of his wedding ring. Somehow he got it back, we never found out how, but he could chuck 900mm slabs around like they were bathroom tiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Ever thought of writing these down VillaGuy? Amazing stuff... Hahaha haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 After reading a few pages on this thread I feel like I can be totally truthful without feeling out of place. Anyway a few years back when I was about 15, I rushed down the stairs to answer a phone call. I was in my boxers as I was just about to have a bath, then in came our house keeper and daughter. She was in a dress that was see through and was a very nice looking girl. I could feel an attraction but I couldn't have expected her unnanounced visits in the following weeks where she made it clear she wanted me, she'd come with a mate when I would least expect it. Anyway it really shocked me when I learned her age, she looked every bit mine, but she at the first time of meeting her was 11 (could get cigarettes from shops). A few years had gone by, she still made it clear she liked me, I hadn't shown any interest because of the realisation she was so young. Anyway looking back on it I wish I had got with her as she was so pretty, is it bad for me to think like this? When everything was legal can remeber her coming back to mine, pretended I went out the room and looking through the hole in the door, she was strumming her strings lol. Proper horny lass thinking back to it Another confession is the prozzies in Sofia, I shagged some stunners there, I couldn't believe how pretty some of them were. But once I felt between the legs of this lass (bloke) and there was a package, I was like 'what the hell is this' and left pretty quick. 'Villaguy' well done for having the balls to confess and i haven't laughed as much in a long time. Just a word of warning though don't question anyone's morality on here as some are a tad touchy on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 'Villaguy' well done for having the balls to confess and i haven't laughed as much in a long time. Just a word of warning though don't question anyone's morality on here as some are a tad touchy on the subject. I think its probably ok (just) for Villaguy to do it..... but for you to get all pissy about being (quite rightly) pulled up when you are moralising is laughable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I haven't bought bog roll in months. I steal it from work everyday; several sheets at a time. I also do this, but i'll steal a whole packet at a time. Also dishwasher tablets and fairy liquid. My boss bitches the company out to pay for an insane amount of private stuff (including a £12000 a year health club subscription for her and he extra-marital bit on the side), and as the accountant, she knows that I know this. Should she so much as bat an eye lid at my small time pilfery then she knows i'll cause her hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Also - Well done Villaguy - that's made my Thursday morning. Top work indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I just read through the confession thread again. The moral dilemma is awful. Which is worse? Having regular sex with a blood relative or cheating on your partner for 10 years? I'm genuinely stumped. 'Villaguy' well done for having the balls to confess and i haven't laughed as much in a long time. Just a word of warning though don't question anyone's morality on here as some are a tad touchy on the subject. I think its probably ok (just) for Villaguy to do it..... but for you to get all pissy about being (quite rightly) pulled up when you are moralising is laughable. See what i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I bet Villaguy wished he had found this out before DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Women like other women, doesn't make them lesbians. It's hard for anyone to not appreciate a beautiful woman Edit: As a carry on from this I'd shag a girl doggy with a porno on the bed that she'd look at to turn her on even more, I loved it I m familiar with this type of thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 I haven't bought bog roll in months. I steal it from work everyday; several sheets at a time. Absolutely diabolical 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 I have had a similar experience to villaajax, when my father-in-law asked me to help fix his laptop I couldn't resist to see what he might have hidden in his history. Low and behold 'BBW milf xhamster' was there. I thought as I wouldn't like it to happen to me I wouldn't tell anyone. Well, except you guys. If my missus reads this site (a small possibility) I'm a dead man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If anyone checked mine they'd just find a strong preference for strap-on wearing Japanese ladies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Unless your Mrs is actually VillaRule123 as well you should bask in the glorious anonymity of the internetz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 Well, my profile has my DOB, my location, this is my old msn name from when I was 13. She knows I go on here so it wouldn't take a genius. I just hope she hasn't found out that I got **** by my uncle when I was 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 My favourite confession has to be DDID with the dog felatio I actually think he was being serious too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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