AVFCLaura Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Shillzz!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 lol, I know, once again, I am sorry Laura. Must stress this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Catch the tube whilst she wipes off the lube. oooh the older lady! Off Topic slightly, if you think that it is specifically for older ladies - you are missing out my friend. Do tell.... :winkold: Don't worry I am well versed by my current ladyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 Catch the tube whilst she wipes off the lube. oooh the older lady! Off Topic slightly, if you think that it is specifically for older ladies - you are missing out my friend. Do tell.... :winkold: Don't worry I am well versed by my current ladyfriend If you have never had anyone try it with you (with no gay connotations) - then you really must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Catch the tube whilst she wipes off the lube. oooh the older lady! Off Topic slightly, if you think that it is specifically for older ladies - you are missing out my friend. Do tell.... :winkold: Don't worry I am well versed by my current ladyfriend If you have never had anyone try it with you (with no gay connotations) - then you really must. Right now I am confused!!! I think we are talking about different things. I was thinking a bit of extra slippy on the lady bits (front or back) I now have no idea what you are on about.....but I am curious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2011 Get a room, you two. Three. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 when shes walking the street shes just a stain on the sheet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 when shes walking the street shes just a stain on the sheet Ah you reminded me of one of my favourite terms for the 'ladies mark' Map of Africa! Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2011 Catch the tube whilst she wipes off the lube. oooh the older lady! Off Topic slightly, if you think that it is specifically for older ladies - you are missing out my friend. Do tell.... :winkold: Don't worry I am well versed by my current ladyfriend If you have never had anyone try it with you (with no gay connotations) - then you really must. Maybe he's just got a tiny penis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Right I have no idea what you are all on about. If anyone wants to PM me it would be appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Flirting with Sue while she's looking at blue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Right, so imagine using this inappropriately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment Thats what I said earlier on the "(front or back)" thing! Why would that have gay connatations though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment :nod: And her using it on you = awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Right, so imagine using this inappropriately... in the bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment :nod: And her using it on you = awesome. Right. So Stevo was confused too then? I get you now Laura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment :nod: And her using it on you = awesome. Pipecleaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted December 13, 2011 Author Share Posted December 13, 2011 It doesn't need a PM. Lube is what you think it is. But it's not reserved for dried up old ladies. It can be nice to use it with a non dried up old lady. But if you're throwing a sausage down an alley anyway, there wouldn't be much point, hence my comment :nod: And her using it on you = awesome. Right. So Stevo was confused too then? I get you now Laura. No, he got it. I was also just adding that it is good for both parties as part of foreplay. Ok? lol. Make me spell it out why don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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