GarethRDR Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I would just like to point out that using lube is like sticking your dick in a fridge. No matter how clean you think you are, you're still covered in smeg by the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2012 Wait, i missed a post. I didn't use toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 That very particular hole? What's wrong with my missus' ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I meant toying of your own sexual partners tradesman's entrance, rather than Ads or Shillzz's Mrs..... Dante's I think will offer it as an "extra" if you insert the correct number of high denomination banknotes into her g-string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2012 That very particular hole? What's wrong with my missus' ass? Everything about it is fantastic. Apart from the hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Dante's I think will offer it as an "extra" if you insert the correct number of high denomination banknotes into her g-string. *Sits back and watches with interest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I'm sorry - there can be no anger about the casual piss taking. Go out with a stripper and you get abused. That is the rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 In fairness, that is indeed the rule. Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I meant toying of your own sexual partners tradesman's entrance, rather than Ads or Shillzz's Mrs..... Dante's I think will offer it as an "extra" if you insert the correct number of high denomination banknotes into her g-string. She's a stripper, not a hooker. I'm all for banter and piss taking but only if it is relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. She certainly sounds like a keeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 She's a stripper, not a hooker. There's a difference? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Look but don't touch :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. She certainly sounds like a keeper! I think so. On a more serious note, I love the fact that she is a mum and works hard and still finds time for us. That is very sexy. Also being in London for a few nights with her and being together 24/7 helped me know that i like her A LOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. beads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. beads? Anal beads Tamuff. Like a pearl necklace (the non cum related sort) but larger....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 My misses is currently on 'beads'. We will be stepping up 'operations' over the next few weeks. beads? *facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 ah yes, I am familiar with those, just wasn't sure if that what Mr I was referring to... EDIT: I've just read the previous page and it now makes much more sense. Last time I dipped into the thread you were talking about camping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 ah yes, I am familiar with those, just wasn't sure if that what Mr I was referring to... It was. Next step Jumbo beads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 God I have missed this forum over the last week or so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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