Xela Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 15 hours ago, Ginko said: It's funny because I've never owned a porno magazine. There's something about owning them that makes me feel very uncomfortable, yet I'm fine with websites, though admittedly I've never subscribed. In fact I don't know why anyone would waste their money. Agreed, nowadays you would be mad to pay for porn I didn't own many magazines... maybe 15, accumulated over about a 5 years period. Chucked them away about 10 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, Xela said: Agreed, nowadays you would be mad to pay for porn I didn't own many magazines... maybe 15, accumulated over about a 5 years period. Chucked them away about 10 years ago I threw mine away once none of the pages would open . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I threw mine away once none of the pages would open . You animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Women make you laugh... Was fooling around last night with my bird and then I was feeling abit horny so before I could escalate to having sex she's like "not tonight babe not in the mood feeling tired and gotta get up early for work" im like ok no worries then turn around get ready to sleep. She is like you ok? I said yeah it's cool. Within 10 minutes she is chasing me to have sex. What the hell is wrong with women? This has happened to me before as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) I've had that before with my missus. Regarding sex I had a bit this morning for the first time in a month. She's been having a lot of pain from this pregnancy so sex has kind of been off the menu, plus once she starts showing it puts me off. So yeah first time in a month and I was like Wow. not sure if any of you have seen that video of that black guy who screams the walls down when he's at it. That was me Edited January 29, 2017 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Women make you laugh... Was fooling around last night with my bird and then I was feeling abit horny so before I could escalate to having sex she's like "not tonight babe not in the mood feeling tired and gotta get up early for work" im like ok no worries then turn around get ready to sleep. She is like you ok? I said yeah it's cool. Within 10 minutes she is chasing me to have sex. What the hell is wrong with women? This has happened to me before as well. Standard female shit test. Some women use sex as power or currency over men. When it doesn't work, they worry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I remember once when I'd spent my grans board after I went straight out after work and ended up back at some chicks house. How the subject came up I don't know but after we had been at it all night she left me £30 on the side and said here you go give that to your gran. I don't think my gran bless her would of appreciated how I earnt back her board. It's fair to say that weekends food had a sweet taste to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Xela said: Standard female shit test. Some women use sex as power or currency over men. When it doesn't work, they worry! Yeah your probably right mate a shit test. Certain posters in the past have said women don't shit rest you and it's men over thinking things. But as they above example shows they do shit test you pall the time. Edited January 29, 2017 by Demitri_C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Yeah your probably right mate a shit test. Certain posters in the past have said women don't shit rest you and it's men over thinking things. But as they above example shows they do shit test you pall the time. Or she just changed her mind after you'd put the idea in her head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I threw mine away once none of the pages would open . About an hr after buying them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Or she just changed her mind after you'd put the idea in her head? I'd say the probability of that is 0.01% mate xela theory for me seems more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 30 minutes ago, mikeyp102 said: About an hr after buying them? Well I was about 14 or so and full of man milk so I'd probably say 20 minutes. Right arm rapid wrist action was the order of the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 This made me chuckle... and no, I don't have short man syndrome! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Demitri_C said: Women make you laugh... Was fooling around last night with my bird and then I was feeling abit horny so before I could escalate to having sex she's like "not tonight babe not in the mood feeling tired and gotta get up early for work" im like ok no worries then turn around get ready to sleep. She is like you ok? I said yeah it's cool. Within 10 minutes she is chasing me to have sex. What the hell is wrong with women? This has happened to me before as well. Wimmin be crazy demmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/29/2017 at 17:47, Jon said: Wimmin be crazy demmers Bitches be crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 So, online dating. Sites to avoid and sites to recommend? Might as well give it one last go before I chop it off and throw it away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I forgot I made a contribution to this thread. For those of you who have been counting the minutes, I never got the girl...or the job. In retrospect, it worked out beautifully, I dodged two bullets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Xela said: So, online dating. Sites to avoid and sites to recommend? Might as well give it one last go before I chop it off and throw it away. Seems like even the well known ones have an element of scam to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko#4 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Xela said: So, online dating. Sites to avoid and sites to recommend? Might as well give it one last go before I chop it off and throw it away. Match worked for me. 18 months into a relationship after meeting a girl who lives 5 minutes walk from my house. My best mate married a girl who he met on there as well, and they've been together 6/7 years. *Disclaimer* I did have to go on some dates with crazies/weirdos/women who lied about their age/stalkers, before I met the above mentioned young lady though...... so persevere and never give out your full address until you are sure 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Xela said: So, online dating. Sites to avoid and sites to recommend? Might as well give it one last go before I chop it off and throw it away. No joy on tinder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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