wiggyrichard Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I used to love that programme!!! "Not the Momma!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 THIS pretty much sums up my reaction. And made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Haha Dinosaurs was such a great show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Indeed it was. BTW, good one Wiggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted August 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 16, 2012 Being single I tend to not come in this thread... But WTF hahahaha.... I'm coming in more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Being single I tend to not come in this thread... But WTF hahahaha.... I'm coming out. No worries dude, you can be my 1 and only gay friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Careful wiggy, Brigga might get jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 so come on guys lets talk about bad dates. anyone have any stories of bad blind dates or online ones? i once got hooked up by a supposed friend. she is lovely heart of gold. big eyes and evry attractive i was told. i thought ok why not. come the date now the girl has bigger feet than me! she looked like she could seriously hurt you if she headbutted you. not only that she eats her own meal and asks if i am finished with mine and gobbles all mine up! disaster. WTF!!! my friend must hate me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 so come on guys lets talk about bad dates. anyone have any stories of bad blind dates or online ones? i once got hooked up by a supposed friend. she is lovely heart of gold. big eyes and evry attractive i was told. i thought ok why not. come the date now the girl has bigger feet than me! she looked like she could seriously hurt you if she headbutted you. not only that she eats her own meal and asks if i am finished with mine and gobbles all mine up! disaster. WTF!!! my friend must hate me! When she said "she had a heart of gold" you should have known. School boy error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 My worst date was when I was 17. I was driving my girlfriend at the time to the cinema on a warm summer's evening. My mum had been shopping a couple of days before and the cod loin had been left/dropped in the boot. The car stunk and we had to drive 20 miles there and 20 miles back with all the windows open. Didn't get a 2nd date. Thanks mum!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 so come on guys lets talk about bad dates. anyone have any stories of bad blind dates or online ones? i once got hooked up by a supposed friend. she is lovely heart of gold. big eyes and evry attractive i was told. i thought ok why not. come the date now the girl has bigger feet than me! she looked like she could seriously hurt you if she headbutted you. not only that she eats her own meal and asks if i am finished with mine and gobbles all mine up! disaster. WTF!!! my friend must hate me! To be fair, it's a funny story now. Mayyyyyybe that's what your friend was going for?.....maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I can't quite fit every date I've been on for the last 6 months into one post. Plus I think most of them are detailed in amongst this topic. Hoping saturdays date will buck that trend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 My worst date was when I was 17. I was driving my girlfriend at the time to the cinema on a warm summer's evening. My mum had been shopping a couple of days before and the cod loin had been left/dropped in the boot. The car stunk and we had to drive 20 miles there and 20 miles back with all the windows open. Didn't get a 2nd date. Thanks mum!!! Check your PM out Two Push Carlie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd make her a counter-offer; you won't suppeth directly upon her lactating pleasure-orbs, but you will dab up any post-feed milky remnants with a packet of rich tea digestives. I originally read the first part as "I'd make her a coffee counter". Could work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd make her a counter-offer; you won't suppeth directly upon her lactating pleasure-orbs, but you will dab up any post-feed milky remnants with a packet of rich tea digestives. I originally read the first part as "I'd make her a coffee counter". Could work. Dont know why but that really tickled me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'd make her a counter-offer; you won't suppeth directly upon her lactating pleasure-orbs, but you will dab up any post-feed milky remnants with a packet of rich tea digestives. I originally read the first part as "I'd make her a coffee counter". Could work. Dont know why but that really tickled me! one like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 one like this? Ha, oh man, I should have known 2G1C would have surfaced in this thread at some point That is brilliant though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Dont you dare. I know exactly what you are all thinking. Dont you dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Dont you dare. I know exactly what you are all thinking. Dont you dare. New Voinjama avatar please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Dont you dare. I know exactly what you are all thinking. Dont you dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts