Popular Post choffer Posted May 30, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2016 On 27 May 2016 at 11:04, Demitri_C said: Good luck bud look forward to hearing about it hopefully works out well for you. It went well. So did the second date the following day 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 hows everyone doing? Hows your new chick @choffer ? i had a bit of a tinder drought for last week but then all of a sudden had 3 matches on Saturday. talking to all 3 (no fakes thankfully) at the moment one of them straight out asked me religion first thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 6, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Hows your new chick @choffer ? Going good, mate. Can't see her all that often due to location and childcare commitments but early signs are more than promising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, choffer said: Going good, mate. Can't see her all that often due to location and childcare commitments but early signs are more than promising. Oh really are you far away from each other? She is a laywer if I am not mistaken? One of the girls I am talking to on tinder is a trainee solicitor god knows what she is going to be like, but early signs are she does have abit of banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 6, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Demitri_C said: Oh really are you far away from each other? She is a laywer if I am not mistaken? One of the girls I am talking to on tinder is a trainee solicitor god knows what she is going to be like, but early signs are she does have abit of banter Aye, she's a good girl from what I can see so far. Cute, solvent (owns 3 properties!), not too mental. Struggling to find a drawback at this stage. An hour and twenty drive around the M25 is a good way of ensuring we don't go overboard with seeing each other all the time. As for being a lawyer, I work in IT so she's always going to have more banter than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 6, 2016 I'm still wanking into my socks, so no change for me. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Spiderman Hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 On 06/06/2016 at 19:23, Xela said: I'm still wanking into my socks, so no change for me. Why do people do this? What's wrong with a handtowel, then throw it in the wash? If you aren't bunging it up some lovely shaven clunge of course 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just spaff it all over yourself; then simply wipe it off with your hands and flick it on the carpet where it'll dry eventually. Saves having to bung something in the wash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2016 Surely the aim is not to have to clear up any mess at all? That's why we have windows. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Or just do it at work then you dont have to worry about it at home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just do it directly into the air and catch it in your mouth. No mess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted June 8, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2016 I got engaged in Jerusalem on Monday. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Something something her promised land? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 You boys all getting tied down pffffft hump it and dump it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Wainy316 said: I got engaged in Jerusalem on Monday. Why does this read like a euphemism? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2016 18 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Just do it directly into the air and catch it in your mouth. No mess. Your protein targets are starting to become an issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 9, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2016 24 minutes ago, BOF said: Your protein targets are starting to become an issue On the contrary, they're no longer an issue with this method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2016 @Stevo985 Different kind of issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I masturbate into a wet wipe. My bellend has never been so squeaky clean. There's always tonnes of them around my house now we have a kid* *I do not fap myself livid when said kid is around.. what's wrong with you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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