chappy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 i once pulled some older bird a few years back and for some reason(probably because i was drunk) i dropped my jeans and boxers down in the middle of this bar. not a good idea because she threw her drink over me and then the bouncers dragged me out with my trousers around my ankles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: i once pulled some older bird a few years back and for some reason(probably because i was drunk) i dropped my jeans and boxers down in the middle of this bar. not a good idea because she threw her drink over me and then the bouncers dragged me out with my trousers around my ankles. Even if you've become wiser with age, it is my aim in life to, at least once, go on the piss with you Ruge. Edited February 19, 2016 by Shropshire Lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 6 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Even if you've become wiser with age, it is my aim in life to, at least once, go on the piss with you Ruge. anytime brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I imagine a lot of men have sent a picture of their erect penis to a lady? I know I have. Wouldn't do it now, not in the days of instant uploads to social media! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I ain't! But I'm not packing much to shout about [emoji38] It's big enough to fill a pram though 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Its amazing how many attempts it takes to get a picture that makes it look half presentable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 The best way it top down, preferably followed by the words "look into my eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I imagine a lot of men have sent a picture of their erect penis to a lady? I know I have. Wouldn't do it now, not in the days of instant uploads to social media! Many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I imagine a lot of men have sent a picture of their erect penis to a lady? I know I have. Wouldn't do it now, not in the days of instant uploads to social media! You could have them arrested though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Xela said: I imagine a lot of men have sent a picture of their erect penis to a lady? I know I have. Wouldn't do it now, not in the days of instant uploads to social media! So, was a request for such a photograph made by the lucky recipient or was it more of a "I know what will brighten her day" moment of clarity on your behalf? And when you finally do manage to take a picture that you're happy with, does that photo act as your go to picture for the next girl, or would she require a new photo? For the record I've not sent one, but I probably wouldn't be against doing so. However the etiquette is not immediately obvious to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 as far as the etiquette goes, the lady definitely has to request the picture, at my age the order of events would have to be a text from me first: 'if you want a decent cock pic, now would be a really good time to ask...it's basically right now, or next Wednesday' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 18 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: So, was a request for such a photograph made by the lucky recipient or was it more of a "I know what will brighten her day" moment of clarity on your behalf? And when you finally do manage to take a picture that you're happy with, does that photo act as your go to picture for the next girl, or would she require a new photo? For the record I've not sent one, but I probably wouldn't be against doing so. However the etiquette is not immediately obvious to me. It wasn't the first gambit in a conversation! It was only sent after I had received pictures first and had been requested by the lady in question I had a default cock picture that I had saved on my phone for such events. I probably still have it on one of my old Nokia phones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Xela said: It wasn't the first gambit in a conversation! It was only sent after I had received pictures first and had been requested by the lady in question I had a default cock picture that I had saved on my phone for such events. I probably still have it on one of my old Nokia phones. ...and do you still have the ones of her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 There stands a very good chance that there are loads of tit and fanny photos on my old phones. One of the reasons why I never sold them - too many good memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Xela said: There stands a very good chance that there are loads of tit and fanny photos on my old phones. One of the reasons why I never sold them - too many good memories Are you still not willing to sell them? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 So had my friends fancy dress party on saturday night, first time that Indian girl has met any of my friends. There was only afew of my friends going to this party (they were all girls only about 3 or 4 of them) my friends were individually saying to her privately alot of nice things about me to her . But then later on the girl I am seeing says to me in private how comes all your friends are saying all these nice things about you to me? Are they trying to sell you to me or something? I thought that was really wierd for her to say, surely isnt it nice to hear nice things from other females about the guy your currently seeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted February 22, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2016 STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2016 (edited) Just now, Stevo985 said: STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING This I look at myself when I was single and I did exactly the same but now I've been in a longish relationship, stop overthinking. Edited February 22, 2016 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING What am I over thinking exactly?? She was going on at me for about half hour that, that has never happened to her before she thinks my friends are really over-protective of me. That isnt over thinking at all i n this instance . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2016 Dem, you're overthinking everything. Just have fun for **** sake. if it doesn't work out then it doesn't work out. If this girl doesn't want to be with you because your friends said nice stuff about you then she's a crazy person. If you spend the whole relationship worrying about every text she doesn't send or comment she makes then you'll drive yourself crazy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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