chrisp65 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 something something something deli counter? pig's head? librarian? embalmers salon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 something something something deli counter? pig's head? librarian? embalmers salon?You can do this, come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm all out. Can't think what I used last time.Was it by any chance within 200 yards of a school playground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I can't help you, if you can't help yourself Christopher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 What about this one:Jesus has had a bad day at work and too many questions he couldn't answer.He say's to his mother, 'So who am I really. The Father, the Son, or the Holy Spirit?''Don't worry, just be yourself' his mother replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Whoever suggested that wearing sunglasses indoors is not the right idea is wrong. Even better if you wear them indoors, at night.Sure, some will think you're a heroin addict, but I say go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I like lapal and respect him but he is bang wrong on this occasion You should definitely buy a leather jacket and pretend to the Fonz! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted October 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2015 It's tricky isn't it, we've recently had Xela bemoaning the fact he is constantly quizzed about not settling down with a partner. In this thread we have Shropshire Lad bemoaning that he's feeling under pressure to settle down with a partner. Both looking for someone they have something in common with. If only there was some way of solving both their problems.... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I would only consider it if Shropshire Lad could promise me he is a tender lover. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 i was in the doghouse on saturday because we were meant to be going out for a romantic meal but i ended up getting myself stupidly locked up. thought those days were over tbf but anyway its done now, but yeah i had to sleep on the sofa saturday night after they let me out and sunday she proper laid into me about me growing up and we have kids. bit embarrassed about it if im honest but ay i dont pretend im perfect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Lockedup?Details FFS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 got in a confrontation with some stoke fans on saturday like a bell end and obviously got nicked by the old bill. first time ive ever got in trouble at the villa really and ive been going on and off since the late 80s. thing is im in court for it and knowing what the courts are like nowadays regarding football fans i could get a ban for it which will serve me right i suppose. drink and going to the game with a crowd of people who sometimes get in trouble so is it any wonder. gutted if im honest because although we are shit i still enjoy my football days but the missus is hoping i get banned for a bit, either way shes said shes banning me for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted October 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'd like to be banned from Villa Park. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 haha yeah its not much fun at the moment but im a bit embarrassed about the whole thing tbf, getting labelled a hooligan is not really cool especially these days. what a prick but ay youlive and learn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 5, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 5, 2015 I would only consider it if Shropshire Lad could promise me he is a tender lover. There is nothing but tender love that radiates from within my gimp outfit, my sweet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Ha you silly bollox RV. You won't miss much at B6 that's for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 got in a confrontation with some stoke fans on saturday like a bell end and obviously got nicked by the old bill. first time ive ever got in trouble at the villa really and ive been going on and off since the late 80s. thing is im in court for it and knowing what the courts are like nowadays regarding football fans i could get a ban for it which will serve me right i suppose. drink and going to the game with a crowd of people who sometimes get in trouble so is it any wonder. gutted if im honest because although we are shit i still enjoy my football days but the missus is hoping i get banned for a bit, either way shes said shes banning me for a bit Wear a suit. Shine your shoes. Say you're sorry. You've been going through a difficult time (give examples - dog died, marital issues - BUT NOTHING ILLEGAL) and you know you should behave better. You really are very sorry and only reacted due to stress and extreme provocation. Talk directly to the Bench. Ignore the lawyers - don't look at theirs when you are answering questions. If you can cry a bit when you give your sob story that always helps too. If you've got previous though the above becomes a little harder to pull off. Best of luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 got in a confrontation with some stoke fans on saturday like a bell end and obviously got nicked by the old bill. first time ive ever got in trouble at the villa really and ive been going on and off since the late 80s. thing is im in court for it and knowing what the courts are like nowadays regarding football fans i could get a ban for it which will serve me right i suppose. drink and going to the game with a crowd of people who sometimes get in trouble so is it any wonder. gutted if im honest because although we are shit i still enjoy my football days but the missus is hoping i get banned for a bit, either way shes said shes banning me for a bit Wear a suit. Shine your shoes. Say you're sorry. You've been going through a difficult time (give examples - dog died, marital issues - BUT NOTHING ILLEGAL) and you know you should behave better. You really are very sorry and only reacted due to stress and extreme provocation. Talk directly to the Bench. Ignore the lawyers - don't look at theirs when you are answering questions. If you can cry a bit when you give your sob story that always helps too. If you've got previous though the above becomes a little harder to pull off. Best of luck. yeah i intend to play the stress card while im in there because i have actually been stressed over money lately. yeah got a few previous but last one was 5 years ago and none of them are football related. the restrictions im under until im in court are unreal and the same goes if i do get banned. bugger it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 got in a confrontation with some stoke fans on saturday like a bell end and obviously got nicked by the old bill. first time ive ever got in trouble at the villa really and ive been going on and off since the late 80s. thing is im in court for it and knowing what the courts are like nowadays regarding football fans i could get a ban for it which will serve me right i suppose. drink and going to the game with a crowd of people who sometimes get in trouble so is it any wonder. gutted if im honest because although we are shit i still enjoy my football days but the missus is hoping i get banned for a bit, either way shes said shes banning me for a bit Wear a suit. Shine your shoes. Say you're sorry. You've been going through a difficult time (give examples - dog died, marital issues - BUT NOTHING ILLEGAL) and you know you should behave better. You really are very sorry and only reacted due to stress and extreme provocation. Talk directly to the Bench. Ignore the lawyers - don't look at theirs when you are answering questions. If you can cry a bit when you give your sob story that always helps too. If you've got previous though the above becomes a little harder to pull off. Best of luck. yeah i intend to play the stress card while im in there because i have actually been stressed over money lately. yeah got a few previous but last one was 5 years ago and none of them are football related. the restrictions im under until im in court are unreal and the same goes if i do get banned. bugger it anyway. Oh and FFS most importantly DON'T REPRESENT YOURSELF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 7, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 7, 2015 I would just. Love. to be able to contribute to this thread at the moment but I'll keep it all to myself for right now. If you see me in the news in the next month then you'll know what I meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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