Ginko Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Maybe don't lead with Tuesday's activities when you're on your date on Monday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Need to get myself back out there. Done nothing with a women since my ex left Own fault really as haven't tried much....when I'm away will fully throw myself out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 23, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2014 My missus doesn't like foreplay. Is this a good thing? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eames Posted October 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2014 My missus doesn't like foreplay. Is this a good thing? Discuss. Depends as to whether or not you mind her going in dry. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 23, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2014 When you're as loose as me it really doesn't make a difference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post YLN Posted October 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2014 My missus doesn't like foreplay. Is this a good thing? Discuss. There's a difference though between not liking it and not wanting it. I think it's a good thing if she doesn't necessarily want/demand it, but if she just wants a dicking and rolls her eyes whenever you head for her nether regions you should tell her she's not addressing your needs as a beta male. Foreplay either happens or it doesn't. For how long and of what variety is generally dependent on how hot the girl is, or if there's romance in the air, or if I want my neighbours to hear what we're doing. I'm not going to go performing oral sex on a girl if I'm not all that into it just because it counts as foreplay. I'm very happy to just lube up, rut away and then roll over and ask her to rub my back until she realises I'm not joking and gets the **** out of my apartment. In other news I told a frequent flyer that I would no longer knock her back door in because I was sick of her having a boyfriend and only texting me when she wanted to have sex. I think that qualifies me as a beta. Beta male in my prime baby 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm a full on Alpha. I've slept with more women than the average VTer and certainly more than that playaaaa CED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2014 My missus doesn't like foreplay. Is this a good thing? Discuss. There's a difference though between not liking it and not wanting it. I think it's a good thing if she doesn't necessarily want/demand it, but if she just wants a dicking and rolls her eyes whenever you head for her nether regions you should tell her she's not addressing your needs as a beta male. Foreplay either happens or it doesn't. For how long and of what variety is generally dependent on how hot the girl is, or if there's romance in the air, or if I want my neighbours to hear what we're doing. I'm not going to go performing oral sex on a girl if I'm not all that into it just because it counts as foreplay. I'm very happy to just lube up, rut away and then roll over and ask her to rub my back until she realises I'm not joking and gets the **** out of my apartment. In other news I told a frequent flyer that I would no longer knock her back door in because I was sick of her having a boyfriend and only texting me when she wanted to have sex. I think that qualifies me as a beta. Beta male in my prime baby I don't really understand what this is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Looks like a lion smoking a cigar to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 My missus doesn't like foreplay. Is this a good thing? Discuss. There's a difference though between not liking it and not wanting it. I think it's a good thing if she doesn't necessarily want/demand it, but if she just wants a dicking and rolls her eyes whenever you head for her nether regions you should tell her she's not addressing your needs as a beta male. Foreplay either happens or it doesn't. For how long and of what variety is generally dependent on how hot the girl is, or if there's romance in the air, or if I want my neighbours to hear what we're doing. I'm not going to go performing oral sex on a girl if I'm not all that into it just because it counts as foreplay. I'm very happy to just lube up, rut away and then roll over and ask her to rub my back until she realises I'm not joking and gets the **** out of my apartment. In other news I told a frequent flyer that I would no longer knock her back door in because I was sick of her having a boyfriend and only texting me when she wanted to have sex. I think that qualifies me as a beta. Beta male in my prime baby I don't really understand what this is I've begun writing a book. You wouldn't like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Anyone with any thoughts about paternity fraud? I've been rung at home by a Sunday newspaper. They were convinced that Kylie Minogue was pregnant and I was the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 One of the lads got a booty call of a girl last night, she was asking him to come to town all night and he wouldn't so she said call to hers, he got a taxi there at 2:45 and she was asleep, not answering her phone or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 2:45? You live and learn, only one outcome there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 2:45? You live and learn, only one outcome there! he was clearly a beta. Or is there lower than a beta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 He said he's never going to talk to her again. Had to walk ten mins to get a taxi home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) This reminds me of my favourite black man joke. A guy is woken in the middle of the night by banging on his door. He staggers out of bed and opens the door to find a young woman he knows on the doorstep. What do you want?, he asks. She smiles lasciviously and says, I want what only a black man can do properly. He says, Piss off, I am not cooking rice and peas, at this time of night! Edited October 24, 2014 by MakemineVanilla 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 This reminds me of my favourite black man joke. A guy is woken in the middle of the night by banging on his door. He staggers out of bed and opens the door to find a young woman he knows on the doorstep. What do you want?, he asks. She smiles lasciviously and says, I want what only a black man can do properly. He says, Piss off, I am not cooking rice and peas, at this time of night! I'm offended. My rice and peas are sublime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted October 24, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2014 This reminds me of my favourite black man joke. I find it hard to choose. Like, if I could only ever hear one ever again? Hmm, it's tough. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) This reminds me of my favourite black man joke. I find it hard to choose. Like, if I could only ever hear one ever again? Hmm, it's tough. Quick, someone start a "Top 10 Racist Jokes" thread! Edited October 24, 2014 by dAVe80 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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