Rob182 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I think the way to go, is to try to really make an impression. Take a dog, a dildo, wear a top hat and a pair of shorts. Also, take one of those books with the eye-holes in it, and when she's in the middle of talking, just get the book out, as if you're ignoring her, then raise it to your face and stare at her friends breasts through the eye-holes. These are the good moves. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Good first date tip #2: Smother your knob with Marmite, there's a 50% chance she'll gobble it up, which is a considerably higher % chance than you have now. Edited July 31, 2014 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 This thread has been on top form today, using up all my likes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The good thing about marmite is that there's a slim chance she'll be a 'hater', but think it's chocolate spread, then you get one of those grimaces that we all pretend we don't enjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Is she also East Asian? That seems to be a thing that happens exclusive there on supposed 'dates'. A friend you say? Can I come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 That's a bit personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 That's a bit personal. I didn't mean on her face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 So if legov does end up living the dream, and gets his end away with them both, will he change his name to legover? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted July 31, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Gareth's plan is best. Go for her friend instead Edited July 31, 2014 by villarule123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Gareth's plan is best. Go for her friend instead She's mine though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Gareth's plan is best. Rape her friend as well. Jesus Christ 123.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Gareth's plan is best. Rape her friend as well. Jesus Christ 123.. Rodney? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, I love you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Oh... so you're trying it on with all of us now are ya?!!! Two timing so and so!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Make sure you bring Henry Hoover with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 you might hit on and have two gushers, if thats the case pm me and we will arrange a meet up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 you might hit on and have two gushers, if thats the case pm me and we will arrange a meet up. Hands off Rugeley I've already bagsy'd the friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Is she also East Asian? That seems to be a thing that happens exclusive there on supposed 'dates'. Happened to me in Jakarta. Felt a right lemon trying to schmooze the girl and her friend was just sitting there all awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Didn't go well then Legov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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