CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 After my exploits at the weekend when I go to the toilet I'm pissing all over the place, generally like a spray and am having great difficulty in keeping the wee in the bowl. Skin on my j Arthur hasn't fully went back into place yet and when the point hits the underwear god what **** pain. It's like somebody sticking a needle right in the eye. Have tried to pull the skin back over again and then hold it in place for a while but still no joy. I'm in recovery lads and lasses and DHUTWU is not for the faint hearted. Did you remember to use a pipe cleaner? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 After my exploits at the weekend when I go to the toilet I'm pissing all over the place, generally like a spray and am having great difficulty in keeping the wee in the bowl. Skin on my j Arthur hasn't fully went back into place yet and when the point hits the underwear god what **** pain. It's like somebody sticking a needle right in the eye. Have tried to pull the skin back over again and then hold it in place for a while but still no joy. I'm in recovery lads and lasses and DHUTWU is not for the faint hearted. I'm not sure you did it right... Don't tell me you went in with no preparation beforehand? Rookie Dookie Mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 At least you didn't split your banjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Or hookers & blow Edited April 1, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 1, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2014 After my exploits at the weekend when I go to the toilet I'm pissing all over the place, generally like a spray and am having great difficulty in keeping the wee in the bowl. Skin on my j Arthur hasn't fully went back into place yet and when the point hits the underwear god what **** pain. It's like somebody sticking a needle right in the eye. Have tried to pull the skin back over again and then hold it in place for a while but still no joy. I'm in recovery lads and lasses and DHUTWU is not for the faint hearted. Told you it would hurt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 After my exploits at the weekend when I go to the toilet I'm pissing all over the place, generally like a spray and am having great difficulty in keeping the wee in the bowl. Skin on my j Arthur hasn't fully went back into place yet and when the point hits the underwear god what **** pain. It's like somebody sticking a needle right in the eye. Have tried to pull the skin back over again and then hold it in place for a while but still no joy. I'm in recovery lads and lasses and DHUTWU is not for the faint hearted. I'm not sure you did it right... Don't tell me you went in with no preparation beforehand? Rookie Dookie Mistake. Yeah loads of prep work on her and me. Went to Ann Summers and got what I needed. Before going in my little fella smelt like a stick of rock but afterwards had the appearance of a slice of chocolate fudge cake with added cream. She hadn't done it before either way and while it was nice to be there first it might have been better for me at least that she was more experienced. Hopefully second time won't be just as bad but my j Arthur needs more repair time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ^^ you must have done something wrong surely. I have never suffered the symptoms you describe following a drive up the chocolate highway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Eames was the person you shared this act with experienced or a first timer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted April 1, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2014 I wouldn't say experienced. But it wasn't my first time. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I wouldn't say experienced. But it wasn't my first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I do hope my kids don't read this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Eames was the person you shared this act with experienced or a first timer? A couple of first timers and someone well versed in the dark arts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 You can't just jump her when she's busting for a dump, Shaggy. I'm sure that's where you've gone wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I suspect it was a case of off with the trousers and imagining this not ending badly at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) [my penis had] the appearance of a slice of chocolate fudge cake with added cream. Just stick to the normal route*, people. *Unless you are gay, of course. Then you've no choice but to soldier on and learn from our friend's errors. Edited April 1, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 [my penis had] the appearance of a slice of chocolate fudge cake with added cream. Just stick to the normal route*, people. *Unless you are gay, of course. Then you've no choice but to soldier on and learn from our friend's errors. You've definitely gone wrong if your bell end resembles this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Can we stop relating this topic to delicious foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 You mean like ice cream cones with chocolate soft serve ice cream and a flake? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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