shaggy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 If you're older than 20, be embarrassed, but you're probably not, so don't worry about it. Well yes a bit to go yet to 20 but still embarrassed.Thanku for the help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thanks CrackpotForeigner. I was worried about that. Does it hurt the woman or do they enjoy it? What i mean is can they reach orgasm through it or do they need a helping hand? Will have a go at the weekend and report my findings. It hurts. A lot. If you're expecting to whip your little man out and plough straight in you're sadly mistaken, or you're going to have a girl in agony very quickly. For a first time it takes a lot of lube, and a lot of time. As for Anal orgasms, not unheard of but I'd be very surprised if someone doing anal for the first time had one Ok gently does it then. You see sometimes girls have told me that they are virgins when they really aren't but this one i think is the real deal and it might be too much too soon for DHUTWU. Very gently And you probably want to get her "warmed up" first with some foreplay (if she'll let you do that... can you do anything round the front with her?) It'll probably hurt you too by the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 How old do we all feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 How old do we all feel? 25. but she'll be 26 soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lube is such an icky word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 learn to love the lube t'was a revelation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Man, I love this thread. Absolute gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted March 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lube is such an icky word. I prefer "anti-viscosity facilitation chemical", though unfortunately the acronym of which is AVFC. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Also, what kind of girl asks someone to DHUTWU before she's ever had sex? I'm not sure if that's slutty or weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbaqlcmDCA It's OK if you love Baby J. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lube is such an icky word. I prefer "anti-viscosity facilitation chemical", though unfortunately the acronym of which is AVFC. I don't care about a sore bum, it don't care about me, all I care about is anti-viscosity facilitation chemical. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I prefer 'love goop'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 If your girl has a poster like that on her wall, you're probably a paedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) God's poophole. Edited March 27, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lube is such an icky word. I prefer "anti-viscosity facilitation chemical", though unfortunately the acronym of which is AVFC. I don't care about a sore bum, it don't care about me, all I care about is anti-viscosity facilitation chemical. proud history, vigorous future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It was only a matter of time before the two separate galaxies of On Topic and Off Topic collided and merged into a dense cloud of troubling sexual imagery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lambert out! (still sticking with the two topics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It's a golden (brown) merchandising opportunity, is what it is. You could get your AVFC branded lube straight from the New Street Goth Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Thanks CrackpotForeigner. I was worried about that. Does it hurt the woman or do they enjoy it? What i mean is can they reach orgasm through it or do they need a helping hand? Will have a go at the weekend and report my findings. Just have at it like a bull at a gate. No need for lube. In fact sellotape some P60 sandpaper round your todger and it'll heighten arousal for you both. She'll cum buckets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Prepare your Aston Villa anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 It's a golden (brown) merchandising opportunity, is what it is. You could get your AVFC branded lube straight from the New Street Goth Girl. Well we've certainly been in the shit for a few seasons now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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