CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 If only we had a thread for these sort of... confessions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The confessions thread- The best thread ever on VT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 If only we had a thread for these sort of... confessions. I agree, things could get very messy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 If only we had a thread for these sort of... confessions. I agree, things could get very messy Well they did for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Been thoroughly straight for about a hundred years. What was his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Confessions thread was quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The confessions thread- The best thread ever on VT. Hmm maybe behind 'Strong City' and the 'Honey Trap Thread'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2014 Strong city was mental. I stayed out of it at the time because religious debates on VT are awful so was completely oblivious to the insanity going on in that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I wasn't really using the site at the time, I read it all through a few months after. Spent a whole day of work reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted February 6, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2014 Been thoroughly straight for about a hundred years. What was his name? Well, I'm sure I must have already told this one in some thread somewhere before, but many years ago I was an Equal Opportunities rep for a union. We had an away weekend of fun union networking and workshops. When I got to the traditional seaside hotel the receptionist said that most rooms were twins, so would I be ok sharing with someone. Being exceptionally mentally agile, I quickly thought to myself, hmmm they ain't going to make me share with a female, so they're asking if I'm ok to share with a disabled person or a bloke of different ethnicity to my own, either of which I'm fine with. So yes, I'm good to share. I had forgotten the category of sexuality. They had me buddied up room sharing with a guy who was not just gay, but what some non-pc people might well describe as being of the mincing screaming queen end of the spectrum. This was an unexpected situation. As it transpired over the course of Friday evening, Saturday, Saturday evening and Sunday the bloke was a great laugh, the centre of all the laughs and just really really nice. I went into that weekend thinking I was all cool and chilled. Quickly discovered I had a previously untested panicking fear of gay. By the end of the weekend we were all great friends, kept in touch for quite a while and I personally got so much out of the whole experience it was superb. The vision of him, Sunday morning, stood at the foot of my bed clutching a tiny hotel kettle dressed only in red y fronts asking 'shall I be mother?' is something that will live with me forever. I didn't bum him though. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Been thoroughly straight for about a hundred years. What was his name? I didn't bum him though. You're more of a receiver then ;-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 see, I want to give that a like, but I can't like being a receiver.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Then I saw her face, now I'm a receiver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 OK then no stories just me having a little whinge about the female species. I popped round to see a friend tonight, I work with her and she knows a lot of the same people as I do and it seems that everyone I know has decided it is time that I got a missus (because its that **** simple) she reeled off a load of birds and asked me my opinion on them, she appears to think that there are at least three girls who I would have a chance with, one is a good mate but I don't find her attractive at all, the other is a bird that I have very nearly started something with but we decided that it would be too problematic for us to get together and the last one (who is a bird that I really really like) but apparently she would be too much hard work and I should leave well alone **** hell the one bird that I like and it is the only one that I have been told to avoid. Anyway I don't recon she would be too interested in me but if she was I would be all over her like a tramp on chips, unfortunately I don't recon anything will happen with her. I'm getting a pretty sick of the chase now, I might start going to prostitutes again its far easier and probably less expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Don't get a woman, Leemond, it'll ruin you. Alcohol and the 'things that piss you off' thread is all you need in life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I know you are speaking the truth but I have been fornicating in isolation for far too long now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Fornicating in isolation is quite an achievement! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENTLEMAN Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Fornicating in isolation is quite an achievement! I am sure there is a hoover lying around the house somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 OK then no stories just me having a little whinge about the female species. I popped round to see a friend tonight, I work with her and she knows a lot of the same people as I do and it seems that everyone I know has decided it is time that I got a missus (because its that **** simple) she reeled off a load of birds and asked me my opinion on them, she appears to think that there are at least three girls who I would have a chance with, one is a good mate but I don't find her attractive at all, the other is a bird that I have very nearly started something with but we decided that it would be too problematic for us to get together and the last one (who is a bird that I really really like) but apparently she would be too much hard work and I should leave well alone **** hell the one bird that I like and it is the only one that I have been told to avoid. Anyway I don't recon she would be too interested in me but if she was I would be all over her like a tramp on chips, unfortunately I don't recon anything will happen with her. I'm getting a pretty sick of the chase now, I might start going to prostitutes again its far easier and probably less expensive. I think you should use that as your opening sentence to her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevangrealish Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 but if she was I would be all over her like a tramp on chips According to your view(see leemonds post on 'things that piss you off' thread) , as long as you dont start eating her out on a bus then you should be good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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