chrisp65 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 You can't beat the feeling of drinking a can of red stripe whilst taking a dump with the door wide open...single life agrees with me I recon and that was my 4000th post You could send her a selfie of said scene and request a similar one in return? You'll get a good idea of where it's all going quite quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 If she replies with a similar photo then you could recommend her to Voinjima if it doesn't work out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 after taking the advice of the VT massive and initiating a textual conversation so far I have uncovered a few things about her 1-she has mentioned triglycerides in one text (I have no **** idea what they are) so she obviously has some intellectual properties 2-she runs a Christmas charity for underprivileged kids 3-she has signed up to climb a mountain for charity 4-she doesn't drink 5-she is only 22 6-she is fit as **** 7-she watches I'm a celebrity, get me out of here because of numbers 4 and 7 I recon this one is going to hit a brick wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 actually because of numbers 1,2,3,4, and 7 I recon this one will hit a brick wall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Give her a poke and be done with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2013 actually because of numbers 1,2,3,4, and 7 I recon this one will hit a brick wall and 5 and 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Oh don't worry if I get the chance I will, I've just gotta keep up the pretense that I am a nice, normal guy for a few weeks which may be pretty difficult. For example if I told her I had a dream last night about being chased by a sword wielding goat last night I recon she will think I am pretty strange (and yes that dream did really happen last night) actually because of numbers 1,2,3,4, and 7 I recon this one will hit a brick wall and 5 and 6 in all fairness 5 and 6 go without saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Find out if she has some wimpy 7ft tall cousin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2013 Find out if she has some wimpy 7ft tall cousin. 4malibuandcokes? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Find out if she has some wimpy 7ft tall cousin. 4malibuandcokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 she has just dropped a hint about us meeting up again, it'll end in tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I suddenly fear for this girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2013 she has just dropped a hint about us meeting up again, it'll end in tears anal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Pics or no dice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 she has just dropped a hint about us meeting up again, it'll end in tears anal? Well we all know that the ultimate aim is to DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Not drinking can be a good thing, you'll always have a lift home after a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 See where it goes leemond. She's an intellectual, doesn't drink and is a good, selfless person. She'll find out you're the Antichrist soon enough and chuck you anyway, might as well try and have some fun whilst you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 a good, selfless person. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 You'd prefer a bad, selfish alien? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Yes, especially the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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