mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Laugh as much as you like, but there is overwhelming evidence. If you read the books, you will find that they are internally consistent. There are stories in all cultures about wizards and magic, so it would be foolish to dismiss the facts. I have actually been to Alnwick Castle - said to be the actual Hogwarts - and I can confirm that there are many similarities to the descriptions in the book. This is just too convincing to be mere coincidence. Many highly educated people have studied the books in detail and can complete HP Sporcle quizzes with a perfect score. And yet the scoffers WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN READ THE BOOKS continue to dismiss them Laugh all you like, but the day is coming when we all have to choose between Voldemort and er, that other bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 You cannot prove that Voldemort does not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Not to piss on your chips Mike, and I'm on your side in this whole thing, but I think you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...where can I find a place to learn about this and feel a sense of community, Mike? Do you have a magazine I could subscribe to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 This is an attempt at satire pointed towards the 'Noah's Ark' Thread I think. anyway, stuff to do, people to see.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I think you've spent too much time in the Noah's Ark thread Mike!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 In a 2001 interview, Rowling said Voldemort was invented as a nemesis for Harry Potter Lord Voldermort is the main antagonist of the Harry Potter series written by British author J. K. Rowling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...where can I find a place to learn about this and feel a sense of community, Mike? Do you have a magazine I could subscribe to?No magazines necessary, it's all in the text - study it carefully. When the time is right, sincerely ask Rowling into your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione didn't die because she is smart and has a kitten , proof enough i feel that Jesus died because he didn't have a kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Harry didn't die, because when he died he was sent back to save us from evil. I think. My recollection of scripture is hazy. The prose left me wanting sometimes in the text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione didn't die because she is locked in my cellar getting a la Fritz'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Bah, it's just a poor man's Worst Witch. When the rapture comes, only the Worst Witch readers will be spared. The Potterites will burn in the eternal fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the eternal flame got doused by the invisible horseman I think you will find Carbon dating then proved that the eternal flame was in fact only 4000 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazdavies79 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I don't mind Harry potter being taught in English lessons, but it should stay out of the science class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione is teaching Bukake classes next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione is teaching Bukake classes next year Blasphemy! Hermione is the purest being, how dare you besmirch her holy name! She took knowledge from the Old High Books and learned for our sins of ignorance, remember that, lest you burn in Voldemorts cauldron for all eternity, Parselmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione is teaching Bukake classes next year Blasphemy! Hermione is the purest being, how dare you besmirch her holy name! She took knowledge from the Old High Books and learned for our sins of ignorance, remember that, lest you burn in Voldemorts cauldron for all eternity, Parselmouth. if by 'pure' you mean 'gaped', then yeah. BLASPHEMER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 7, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hermione is teaching Bukake classes next year Blasphemy! Hermione is the purest being, how dare you besmirch her holy name! She took knowledge from the Old High Books and learned for our sins of ignorance, remember that, lest you burn in Voldemorts cauldron for all eternity, Parselmouth. if by 'pure' you mean 'gaped', then yeah. BLASPHEMER! Our interpretation of the Scripture is that such thoughts of Her are a sin (if an alluring one... but that is Voldemorts LIES [Volume 5, Owls - 25:17). Such blasphemy cannot be tolerated. Deatheaters will hound you for all eternity, while we right minded individuals have the last laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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