tonyh29 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I once did it behind the monkey enclosure at Dudley Zoo....didnt quite live up to my expectations! funny enough the monkey said exactly the same thing Edit: should have read rest of thread before replying .... beaten by Gareth for shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really!? Isnt the whole point of doing it to get the kick out of possibly getting caught? I can see how that would work in a public place, where you can run away. But on a plane?! If you got caught, depending on the remaining duration of your flight, it could be horrific. No, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Form an orderly queue behind the punchline dispenser, muthafuckaz. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I once did it behind the monkey enclosure at Dudley Zoo....didnt quite live up to my expectations! Well the monkey probably didn't think you were all that good either. It was a swinggers party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really!? Isnt the whole point of doing it to get the kick out of possibly getting caught? I can see how that would work in a public place, where you can run away. But on a plane?! If you got caught, depending on the remaining duration of your flight, it could be horrific. No, thank you. Well your not going to run very far with your knickers round your ankles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I have had a very satisfactory episode of mutual fumbling, it lasted from just past Khartoum, to just before the Aswan dam. It was great, because I got to see those two landmarks which I wouldn't have wanted to miss, and have a bit of a once in a lifetime experience. Really wasn't the room or layout for anything too vigorous. Fair play to the missus, she had a cold, but could appreciate recreating the opportunity to fornicate over the Sudan wouldn't come around too often. As it happens, I did the same trip a year later, but had the trots soooo bad I reckon I shat continuously for the whole length of Egypt across the Med and over Greece. Which was less romantical but equally memorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really!? Isnt the whole point of doing it to get the kick out of possibly getting caught? I can see how that would work in a public place, where you can run away. But on a plane?! If you got caught, depending on the remaining duration of your flight, it could be horrific. No, thank you. Well your not going to run very far with your knickers round your ankles! Laura wouldn't have that problem :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 What is the difference between Dogging and Cottaging? Cottaging is a Ghey version of dogging errrm so i've been told I have a term "Whaling" which is dogging for fat chicks Cottaging happens in male toilets with just males. It couldnt be anymore different or awkward if you drop it into conversation instead of the term dogging ie "i wouldnt mind having a go at cottaging." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I have had a very satisfactory episode of mutual fumbling, it lasted from just past Khartoum, to just before the Aswan dam. It was great, because I got to see those two landmarks which I wouldn't have wanted to miss, and have a bit of a once in a lifetime experience. Really wasn't the room or layout for anything too vigorous. Fair play to the missus, she had a cold, but could appreciate recreating the opportunity to fornicate over the Sudan wouldn't come around too often. As it happens, I did the same trip a year later, but had the trots soooo bad I reckon I shat continuously for the whole length of Egypt across the Med and over Greece. Which was less romantical but equally memorable. mmmmmm boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeevilla Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I had a tug in the toilets of a National Express coach many years ago to relieve the boredom of a London to Glasgow journey. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted November 8, 2011 Moderator Share Posted November 8, 2011 I had a tug in the toilets of a National Express coach many years ago to relieve the boredom of a London to Glasgow journey. Does that count? You would have to ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Wahey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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