lapal_fan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I used to hide people's stuff. I once hid someones TV remote so well, they never found it and had to get up to turn the TV over and change the volume. Hardcore stuff right there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjoU4jzdba4 I said I hid stuff.. not become an animal. Gee whizz... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 back in the day we had one posh mate that lived in a big house out in the country anyway, we suggested he had a house party as his place was massive and miles from any neighbours, and love him to bits he came back to college the next day and repeated his mum's answer verbatim 'you are not having that lot back here, they'll steal all the cutlery or something' time went by and at the end of the college year she'd obviously decided we were not as rough as she'd originally thought and 'sweety' was allowed his house party we stole every single piece of cutlery we could find, stripped the place of knives, forks, spoons, salad tongs, tin openers, even the salt and pepper were liberated stuck up cow 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Collected my 14 year old brother from a school disco last week and he said he had his tongue in 3 girls mouths at the same time & that girls were constantly snogging each other in there. Basically sounds like things have kicked on massively in the 11 years since I was 14. Also said a guy in there who was 15 had sex with a girl in there night before, and they were ignoring each other completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Dunno, I was 14 (almost) 10 years ago and it hasn't changed that much. I was up to much of the same, if not worse, at that age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Dunno, I was 14 (almost) 10 years ago and it hasn't changed that much. I was up to much of the same, if not worse, at that age! I think boys are pretty much the same but from what he's saying the girls seem way worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Dunno, I was 14 (almost) 10 years ago and it hasn't changed that much. I was up to much of the same, if not worse, at that age! Don't lie! You were sat in a Math's class, where you and the other Poindexter's were putting 80085 into two calculators and putting putting them together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd love to go on the piss with Rugeley and Leemond. I reckon I could stay with them aswell. I can easily drink 15 pints before getting cracking on some Jagermiester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I used to hide people's stuff. Only because I showed you how to have REAL fun. Before I turned up, you were just drunkenly urinating in a hamper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 That's the worry / reality though isn't it. On the one hand you want them to 'be normal' and accidentally start fires and know for real how they rate in a fight and do risky life affirming stuff. But I'd rather not actually find out about it until we are reminiscing in 20 years time. I was in my 30's before I told my parents half the stuff I'd done - they genuinely had absolutely no idea (and I wasn't extreme either, probs the most vanilla guy in my local area and my group of friends). As for alcohol, there is some booze in the house, not much, they are welcome to help themselves and have some beer or wine in moderation, but they generally choose not to. For my part, I reckon they've seen me drunk twice in 15 years and they've never seen me smoke. Role model and all that. I tend to do my big party nights away from the house. What kind of stuff have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 this is heading towards a confessions thread, and we all know what happens there nothing at all edgy in my confessions and I've got softer as I've got older, I was genuinely worried about second hand weed smoke on my clothing at last week's big night out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd love to go on the piss with Rugeley and Leemond. I reckon I could stay with them aswell. I can easily drink 15 pints before getting cracking on some Jagermiester. good man, your in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'll let someone else get this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Yes, quite a lot actually Is it me, or does it seem more extreme nowadays? Or is it that we just have more access to it, with the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Yes, quite a lot actually Is it me, or does it seem more extreme nowadays? Or is it that we just have more access to it, with the internet? No, it's definitely becoming more "hardcore". I remember the days when soft porn would be perfectly good for satisfying the old need. Now you're scrolling through pages upon pages of hardcore anal, with tag lines like "How many can she fit in there!?" Or "it's a shame she doesn't gush". I mean, now a days, unless the girl is black and blue both ends, with a guy who looks like the hulk breathing heavily, it's just not normal. Give me the pizza guy/swimming pool man/photocopier scenario any day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Yes, quite a lot actually Is it me, or does it seem more extreme nowadays? Or is it that we just have more access to it, with the internet? No, it's definitely becoming more "hardcore". I remember the days when soft porn would be perfectly good for satisfying the old need. Now you're scrolling through pages upon pages of hardcore anal, with tag lines like "How many can she fit in there!?" Or "it's a shame she doesn't gush". I mean, now a days, unless the girl is black and blue both ends, with a guy who looks like the hulk breathing heavily, it's just not normal. Give me the pizza guy/swimming pool man/photocopier scenario any day Edit. Edited July 29, 2014 by Avfc96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Yup. I don't wanna see the inside of someone's arsehole... Ok.. only SOMETIMES do I want to see inside someone's butthole. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 It used to be a genuine treat if the female took it up the 'council gritter', now it appears par for the course. Like you say. she's more likelky to have more than one up there.. and not much resistance either. Sliding in and out like a greased piston. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 is this the pornography thread? I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Yes, quite a lot actually Is it me, or does it seem more extreme nowadays? Or is it that we just have more access to it, with the internet? No, it's definitely becoming more "hardcore". I remember the days when soft porn would be perfectly good for satisfying the old need. Now you're scrolling through pages upon pages of hardcore anal, with tag lines like "How many can she fit in there!?" Or "it's a shame she doesn't gush". I mean, now a days, unless the girl is black and blue both ends, with a guy who looks like the hulk breathing heavily, it's just not normal. Give me the pizza guy/swimming pool man/photocopier scenario any day gush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Weekend has started for me off to Galway in the morning to hopefully make some money & get very drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I've got one on the way. If I found out my kid did half the stupid shit I have done (I'm in no way extreme), I'd be gutted. No parents will ever know everything about what their sprogs have done, and it's a good thing really. Even the good kids are weird little bell pieces occasionally. And oh my god, if I have a girl.. I won't know what to do.. have you seen porn lately? Yes, quite a lot actually Is it me, or does it seem more extreme nowadays? Or is it that we just have more access to it, with the internet? No, it's definitely becoming more "hardcore". I remember the days when soft porn would be perfectly good for satisfying the old need. Now you're scrolling through pages upon pages of hardcore anal, with tag lines like "How many can she fit in there!?" Or "it's a shame she doesn't gush". I mean, now a days, unless the girl is black and blue both ends, with a guy who looks like the hulk breathing heavily, it's just not normal. Give me the pizza guy/swimming pool man/photocopier scenario any day I'm starting to see why Limpid was struggling to find advertisers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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