kidlewis Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Saying things as though I'm the only one in the room. I.e when I was watching the live tsunami hit Japan on sky I said "that looks epic" not epic in the sense of human death but more the awesome power of nature. Obviously my friend knew what I meant straight away whereas my girlfriend slapped my arm saying that was evil. Followed by a ten minute explanation of the above that it was about the visual awesomeness not nature pawning innocent people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Ordering my subway meal in one sentence utterly confusing the person behind the counter "BMT on herb and cheese, toasted with lettuce onion peppers, southwest and sweet onion meal deal please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 In linguistics "Cham" is the Malayo-Polynesian language of the Cham; people of Indonesian descent residing in Vietnam and Cambodia. Perhaps (unwittingly) the sound of your chewing is similar to that of said language; is your sister well-versed in Malayo-Polynesian culture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Having a quick sherman in the cinema does the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 21, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2011 Ordering my subway meal in one sentence utterly confusing the person behind the counter "BMT on herb and cheese, toasted with lettuce onion peppers, southwest and sweet onion meal deal please" Take out the onions and that's exactly what I order when I go to Subway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I dunno if I've ever even been to Subway. Anyway, I also occasionally loudly hum at work if my colleagues are annoying me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Ordering my subway meal in one sentence utterly confusing the person behind the counter "BMT on herb and cheese, toasted with lettuce onion peppers, southwest and sweet onion meal deal please" Take out the onions and that's exactly what I order when I go to Subway! It must be love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I don't think so Gareth, more unadulterated hatred for my fellow drones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You and your bloody stealth-posting, you're like a rapist in the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 you two should go into childrens tv.. its like dick and dom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 interestingly, it was dick without dom that...well...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 God, how I love dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 21, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2011 I dunno if I've ever even been to Subway.I know I haven't. The smell puts me off. That, and the fact that you have to make decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Where I used to work there were loads of indians and pakistani guys. As some of you know, I like their women, and so I would say 'blimey shes hot', or 'i wouldn't mind a piece of that', or make it clear if I saw a nice indian girl in the store. They used to get so angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Going extra slow when somebody is trying to rush me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I dunno if I've ever even been to Subway.I know I haven't. The smell puts me off. That, and the fact that you have to make decisions. Same here, never been and as the place stinks I never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2011 Subway smells amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I think it smells horrendous but it tastes good. I briefly worked in one while at uni, used to get a free footlong every day that I would just pack full of everything. Steak and cheese with salami,bacon louds of southwest, jalepenos and onions fooking rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 24, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2011 used to get a free footlong every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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