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Just now, Seat68 said:

You run a hotline for shed talk right? 

I run a complaints line for no socks rocket polishers. 

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25 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

If I don’t have a landline, how on earth would Microsoft India fix my computer when I’ve been hacked?
 

I just gave them my credit card details and they said they would make sure it never happend again 

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5 minutes ago, regular_john said:

Who killed Kurt Cobain?

Wasn't me sir, honest. A big boy did it and ran away. 

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9 minutes ago, regular_john said:

Who killed Kurt Cobain?

It wasn't me and I ain't grassing on my mate Mooney.

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What would I do if it started raining M&Ms, which I really like, but haven't had in quite a while, obviously I would be wondering if I should catch some to eat or not.

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2 minutes ago, useless said:

What would I do if it started raining M&Ms, which I really like, but haven't had in quite a while, obviously I would be wondering if I should catch some to eat or not.

Definitely catch them as the next few years we’ll be starving under this government 

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5 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Definitely catch them as the next few years we’ll be starving under this government 

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8 minutes ago, useless said:

What would I do if it started raining M&Ms, which I really like, but haven't had in quite a while, obviously I would be wondering if I should catch some to eat or not.

Depends. If they fall into some dogshit I'd probably pass. 

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3 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Why is "sky" the go to name for hippy children?

I'm a Montessori trained, AMI guided Montessori parent.

I named my kid after Stiliyan Petrov.

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4 hours ago, useless said:

What would I do if it started raining M&Ms, which I really like, but haven't had in quite a while, obviously I would be wondering if I should catch some to eat or not.

What if you didn't  catch them, and they bounced off you and hit Nigel Farage, and they were peanut M&Ms? Could that  count as assault (if he had a peanut allergy)?

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