bickster Posted February 27, 2022 Moderator Share Posted February 27, 2022 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: What if we promise to build a Beatles museum We've got a few spare up here, take them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: Prompted by Matty Cash and his message of support on his shirt yesterday… how often do players have a message of some kind prepared but they don’t have an appropriate moment to display it, the most obvious one being scoring a goal. Yeah my first thought when he showed that message was "Bloody hell that was ambitious!" The opposite problem is of course Ian Wright taking his shirt off to reveal his message too early 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Yeah my first thought when he showed that message was "Bloody hell that was ambitious!" The opposite problem is of course Ian Wright taking his shirt off to reveal his message too early I had completely forgotten about Ian Wright’s premature t shirt message. Yeah I suppose that’s what prompted me to voice this musing. It’s something I’ve thought before. If someone as relatively unlikely to score a goal as Cash is wearing a t shirt in support of Ukraine, how many other players are wearing similar t shirts for all sorts of causes, or to acknowledge someone who has recently died, but don’t get the opportunity to display it, then the next time they do score, the moment has passed. I can’t recall any player revealing a message after an assist, or at the end of a game they’ve won. It might have happened, but I can’t think of one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 What I would like to see on a T-shirt is,footballers being really honest,so,something like "I like Big Tits" perhaps?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: What I would like to see on a T-shirt is,footballers being really honest,so,something like "I like Big Tits" perhaps?! "Can I have turkey twizzlers for tea please mom?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: I can’t recall any player revealing a message after an assist, or at the end of a game they’ve won. It might have happened, but I can’t think of one. Every time Bruno Fernandez walks on the pitch his face reveals that he's a weasel nosed spunk trumpet. But thats the only one I can think of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 15 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Every time Bruno Fernandez walks on the pitch his face reveals that he's a weasel nosed spunk trumpet. But thats the only one I can think of. Robbie Savage says hi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Does anybody actually consider Pizza Express to decent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Wainy316 said: Does anybody actually consider Pizza Express to decent? Their dough balls are bang tidy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 15 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Their dough balls are bang tidy. I have no idea what this even means Is this how the yoof speak these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 19 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: I have no idea what this even means Is this how the yoof speak these days? I was yoof about 20 years ago... Roughly translated it means "their deep fried dough balls with garlic butter are good enough to be rogered mercilessly at the bakkarackhams" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 hours ago, mottaloo said: Robbie Savage says hi As does Paul Tate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 How do shepherds stocktake flocks of sheep without counting them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 8, 2022 Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2022 13 hours ago, Sid4ever said: How do shepherds stocktake flocks of sheep without counting them? Can't shepherds count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 16 minutes ago, bickster said: Can't shepherds count? They can but surely they will fall asleep before finishing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 On 07/03/2022 at 19:53, Sid4ever said: How do shepherds stocktake flocks of sheep without counting them? Border Collies with calculators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 8, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2022 On 07/03/2022 at 19:53, Sid4ever said: How do shepherds stocktake flocks of sheep without counting them? This is the modern world. They use cloud based computing of course 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 9, 2022 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2022 14 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Border Collies with calculators. Thing is, you can never be sure of the exact numbers, because the dogs always round them up. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ingram85 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Can’t they just pull the wool over their eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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