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Just now, KentVillan said:

Dessert is on a menu, pudding is what you have at home

One for things that piss you off thread, but I **** go apoplectic with rage when people call Yorkshire puddings, “Yorkshires”. Yorkshire is a county you **** word removed, it is not a small accompaniment to a slice of roast beef. That is a Yorkshire pudding or a “Yorkshire pud” if you’re strapped for time.

Not Yorkies then?

(cos they are the dogs)

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2 hours ago, Xela said:

Since Brexit, it is now law to use pudding (or pud as I call it) and napkin. 

Dessert and serviettes have been sent back to Brussels! 

Amen to that. And their straight bananas. 

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9 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said:

How old will I be when I finally forget 》》

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You won't. You'll be phoning Noel Tidybeard when you have Altzheimers

Noel, I'd like to swap this small heath football shirt for ANYTHING

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24 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said:

How old will I be when I finally forget 》》

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I don't know but when you do would you mind swapping my skateboard for your Atari? 

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6 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

It will never leave. In addition the postcode B1 2JP is indelibly inked on my brain. 

My Dad repeatedly said he would get me and my brothers onto Tiswas but he never did 😔

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Just now, sidcow said:

My Dad repeatedly said he would get me and my brothers onto Tiswas but he never did 😔

I used to work with a man that was on it balancing a spoon on his nose when he was a kid. He also went onto play percussion in Cornershop. 

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3 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

I used to work with a man that was on it balancing a spoon on his nose when he was a kid. He also went onto play percussion in Cornershop. 

With the same spoon?

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40 minutes ago, sidcow said:

I don't know but when you do would you mind swapping my skateboard for your Atari? 

If you want my Atari I want your signed photographs of Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris and Jonathan King. 

They'll hold their value well into the 2030s. 

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1 hour ago, bickster said:

You won't. You'll be phoning Noel Tidybeard when you have Altzheimers

Noel, I'd like to swap this small heath football shirt for ANYTHING

That brings up a separate thing I often wonder.......

When we are in nursing homes and talking about the old days, how much of it will be dismissed as nonsense?

As a example -  

The first time I flew in a plane the captain let me sit in his chair and hold the controls.

My Chemistry teacher gave me a slab of asbestos to protect the bench.  He told me to scratch my initials into it with a compass.  

Has anyone else got any?  

 

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