CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why do people smile in photographs? When you see a group of people grinning like the Cheshire Cat in a photo... it's creepy a **** tbh. Bring back the stern mugs of old, I say. Top stuff, apart from the two on the right, with the one sitting down clearly suppressing a rather significant quantity of gas between his buttocks, and the one standing up just altogether confused about proceedings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 we've certainly loosened up a bit since then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 we've certainly loosened up a bit since then Smiling is now compulsory and failure to grin like an idiot on demand invites the accusation that you are a miserablist or unlike themselves, a failure. Someone said that photographs are lies we send ourselves in the future about the past. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Have you considered a wank, a nice cup of tea and an hour with one of those daylight lamps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Have you considered a wank, a nice cup of tea and an hour with one of those daylight lamps.Floodlit wanking, while drinking tea and grinning, is taking a talent for multitasking too far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I overcome the smiling in photo's bit by not having my photo taken , unless I'm extremely drunk in which case you can't get me out of photo'sIt's the kids standing to attention in an upright pose that guards at Buckingham Palace would be proud off complete with Cheshire cat grin that does my head in ... more so when they have a missing tooth or they haven't quite grown into their head and their teeth are 6 sizes too big for their mouth ... just take a natural photo of your kids ffs ( preferably one that isn't blurred as well ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Some episodes of Fraiser are genuinely **** genius.Tempted to watch through it all now... O Roz... smother me.Never really saw that much of Frasier, but I do remember thinking the episode when they're stuck in a car park was pretty much the perfect episode of a sitcom. It definitely wasn't always that good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 What the hell happened to Paddywack's tongue! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 If you had an x-ray machine that could only detected bones and somehow it was able to take an x-ray of the the entire earth, what would it look like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 8, 2015 Administrator Share Posted October 8, 2015 If you had an x-ray machine that could only detected bones and somehow it was able to take an x-ray of the the entire earth, what would it look like.Depends how you define "bones". If you built a Calcium detector and put it about 100,000 miles away, Earth would like like a white marble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Bones as in the building blocks of a skeleton. When I visualize it, it looks like a load of bones floating about forming a spherical shape. I guess It's one of those things that can only exist in the imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 What the hell happened to Paddywack's tongue! I think someone tried to eat it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 8, 2015 Administrator Share Posted October 8, 2015 Think about chalk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) You know as well as me that the 4 percent of the earth is made of calcium, but my visualization is more of a work of art that can only exist conceptually rather than a scientific photo. Edited October 8, 2015 by useless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2015 So basically you'd like to know where all the skeletons are kept? How many bodies lost at sea, only a few skeletons in the South Pole etc.Got me wondering about it now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 8, 2015 Administrator Share Posted October 8, 2015 He didn't say human bones. That's why I said it depends how you define "bones". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 are we including exoskeletons? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2015 Strictly speaking I didn't say human bones either. But yes you would have all the sea creatures and dino bones too. The human bones diagram would be the most interesting I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Strictly speaking I didn't say human bones either. But yes you would have all the sea creatures and dino bones too. The human bones diagram would be the most interesting I think. It'll still be a very very thin shell of bone, just about 10,000 years since creation, less all the stuff that's simply been eaten, destroyed, rotted away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 What will 'music' sound like in a hundred years time and what new ways of creating sound will there be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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