8pints Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 What would happen if a hungry Cheetah attacked me. This is what would happen. He would toss you in the air and eat you whole by the looks of it. What are the chances of the guy with the worst breath in the world working in our office? And why won't he won't shut up? And why does he insist on sitting next to a fan? And is it possible to die from a bad smell? Does he eat Cheetos? Because I can imagine all of this happening because of them...and if he does....be careful. Yes, you can die from a bad smell, that's how some bombs work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 What would happen if a hungry Cheetah attacked me. someone would film it on their phone and post it online before your body is even cold ... might be a slight delay before it made it to the Amusing GIF's thread though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Obviously I wouldn't stand much chance against a Lion or a Tiger but I've always wondered about Cheetahs, I wouldn't want to hurt it so I'd have to get it into some sort of headlock and then call for assistance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Obviously I wouldn't stand much chance against a Lion or a Tiger but I've always wondered about Cheetahs, I wouldn't want to hurt it so I'd have to get it into some sort of headlock and then call for assistance. You got to be careful though, some carry sticks And they've always got mates to back them up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Obviously I wouldn't stand much chance against a Lion or a Tiger but I've always wondered about Cheetahs, I wouldn't want to hurt it so I'd have to get it into some sort of headlock and then call for assistance. Cheetahs are very timid so I reckon you could just shout "Boo" very loudly and it would run off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2015 Obviously I wouldn't stand much chance against a Lion or a Tiger but I've always wondered about Cheetahs, I wouldn't want to hurt it so I'd have to get it into some sort of headlock and then call for assistance.You wouldn't stand a chance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I could take a lion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Wow those I guys look pretty tough I don't think I'd mess with them. To be honest I'm scared of dogs so not sure why I'm thinking about fighting big cats to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I could take a lion. Take him where? To be fair, the scariest situation and probably the closest I've been to death was from an Alligator attack, so I wouldn't recommend mooching about near them either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I could take a lion. Where? You're low on gas, and the lion needs a jacket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I reckon I could take most things in a push. I'm crafty. All elbows and knees. You wouldn't know what to expect. Possible exceptions include bears, gorillas, and spiders because I would just scream and run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I took down a spider last night. We were all sat in the main family gathering space within our home, all doing our own thing on various sizes of screen....when a spider ran across the carpet. The others all screamed and pulled their feet up on to the luxurious leather sofas. But I pounced. I dived down, grabbed it and marched it out of the room and threw it out into the cold dark knight. It must have been about 10 or 12 inches across, maybe more. I dominated it. Didn't kill it, firm but fair. I am a man. I guess I'd have done the same if it had been a cheetah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2015 Yes I hear screaming and running away from a bear is the bestest thing to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2015 I took down a spider last night. We were all sat in the main family gathering space within our home, all doing our own thing on various sizes of screen....when a spider ran across the carpet. The others all screamed and pulled their feet up on to the luxurious leather sofas. But I pounced. I dived down, grabbed it and marched it out of the room and threw it out into the cold dark knight. It must have been about 10 or 12 inches across, maybe more. I dominated it. Didn't kill it, firm but fair. I am a man. I guess I'd have done the same if it had been a cheetah. You shouldn't throw things at Batman, but if that's how you roll then that's how you roll. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I took down a spider last night. We were all sat in the main family gathering space within our home, all doing our own thing on various sizes of screen....when a spider ran across the carpet. The others all screamed and pulled their feet up on to the luxurious leather sofas. But I pounced. I dived down, grabbed it and marched it out of the room and threw it out into the cold dark knight. It must have been about 10 or 12 inches across, maybe more. I dominated it. Didn't kill it, firm but fair. I am a man. I guess I'd have done the same if it had been a cheetah. You shouldn't throw things at Batman, but if that's how you roll then that's how you roll. it's ok, batman is just a children's comic character leant kudos by twenty somethings afraid of growing up, he can take it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 What's the biggest animal, you think you could take in a fight? No weapons allowed. I think I could take a goat. Maybe a llama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 lol who wants to willingly grow up. i was in my jammies until 2pm. tonight i'm having pancakes for dinner. (yes, i'm also poor as **** but i'm still winning...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 27, 2015 I could take a giraffe. Snap its knees and it's done. Stupid gangly clearing in the woods. To turn the question on its head, what's the smallest animal that you couldn't take? No weapons. Definitely not a honey badger. Not sure how capable a tasmanian devil is although I know how angry they are. Maybe a good 50-yd field goal kick in the hole would sort it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted August 27, 2015 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2015 What's the biggest animal, you think you could take in a fight? No weapons allowed. I think I could take a goat. Maybe a llama. Llamas are well hard, I wouldn't fancy it. I've fought a goat to a draw, but I was admittedly using a weapon. We were staying in a holiday cottage, and the owner warned us that the goat was aggressive, but advised hitting it with the baseball bat provided if it gave us any trouble. Now, I'm not one for cruelty to animals, but on day two, sure enough, this thing STOOD ON ITS BACK LEGS and came at me, head down. I had the bat to hand, so I swung it as hard as I could at the bastard's head. The sound and feel was like hitting a brick wall, but it stopped it in its tracks. A couple more blows and it backed off. Never tried it again. Very strange experience. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Moved 5 snails off my runner beans last night, embarrassing bragging about it now but yeah moved on. Without gloves. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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