PongRiddims Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If my contract was up I'd probably back twenty but the second I sign a new one I'd be a three goal a season wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I wonder how much shit I've shat in my lifetime. I reckon it would probably fill a pool.. 28 years of shit, just in a swimming pool, can you imagine that? eurgh gross. I wonder how much it would take to get someone on VT to swim in it? Oh God can you imagine that? Gross man, stop being weird. I wonder what would happen if you just ran up to someone and started going mental and running around them, arms flaying around, making "gobble gobble" sounds and hissing and shit. Weird innit? What's the strongest a human can possibly be as well? Like could he crush a cats skull, a pineapple, rip through a yellow pages? That'd be odd and cool. I want to fly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I think lapal has finally found his thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl the Pearl Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I wonder what Lapal has smoked because I would like some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post limpid Posted July 15, 2015 Administrator Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2015 I wonder what Lapal has smoked because I would like some. He can sell you a pool full. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? About 13 years. The first 13 years of my life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 15, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? sometimes, my entire commute 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I touched my winky once.. it was awful because i was dressed up as Freddy Kruger on Halloween.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I wonder what would happen if you just ran up to someone and started going mental and running around them, arms flaying around, making "gobble gobble" sounds and hissing and shit. I often feel tempted to do something like this to random people. Just saying something totally irrelevant making stupid noise while moving about ecstatically. I'll get my mate to video it and upload it to the YouTubes for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? I've done Lent before just to see if I could. It was tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? I've done Lent before just to see if I could. It was tough. Serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 How long have people gone without masturbating? I've done Lent before just to see if I could. It was tough. Serious? But is Lent like ramadan and a maternity ward where you just have to wait until its dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Nope, I went cold turkey. It drove me crazy at certain points and I didn't have sex as an alternative either. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 About a week once when I was ill. Couldn't get near that again when healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I've barely missed a day since I was 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I can go a week, no problemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I got a mate (genuinely, not me) that needs to empty it five times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I got a mate (genuinely, not me) that needs to empty it five times a day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Couldn't do it that often. Saving it for a few days (when I manage) produce the best ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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