tonyh29 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) just come back from the airport so todays entry is Why do you only ever see people wearing red trousers at airports ..muts have seen half a dozen today and i was only there for 15 mins .. it brings out an urge in me to slap them with a wet haddock and b ) why the heck would anyone make red trousers in the first place Edited March 25, 2015 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 just come back from the airport so todays entry is Why do you only ever see people wearing red trousers at airports ..muts have seen half a dozen today and i was only there for 15 mins .. it brings out an urge in me to slap them with a wet haddock and b ) why the heck would anyone make red trousers in the first place Wearing unusually-shaded trousers is fine. Inflicting unsolicited violence upon others using moistened aquatic life forms is not. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 25, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 25, 2015 it's important we get an accurate description of the trousers were they 'red' as in red as a post box and thus very probably a farah slack, denim or chino material, in which case you have just encountered a group of wannabe architectural hipsters or were they 'red' as in salmony / russet / pinky / burgundy types of off red shades, in which case you've just encountered somebody posh on a non-work day I had a meeting with my opposite number from an Edinburgh practise a few weeks ago. I thought my tweedy jacket and stubbly beard made me look suitably relaxed but knowingly fashionable. He rocked up with a full rasputin straggly beard the red trousers, ridiculously tight shirt and a raincoat only done up at the top button. Had me beaten and destroyed. I'd thought the red laces in my light brown desert wellies were a nice subtle touch of personality. He went the full red trouser. I had no way back. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2015 I have red trousers. Well, maroon/claret but a shade of red nonetheless. Two pairs in fact. Not sure what an airport has to do with it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonyh29 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 it's important we get an accurate description of the trousers were they 'red' as in red as a post box and thus very probably a farah slack, denim or chino material, in which case you have just encountered a group of wannabe architectural hipsters or were they 'red' as in salmony / russet / pinky / burgundy types of off red shades, in which case you've just encountered somebody posh on a non-work day I had a meeting with my opposite number from an Edinburgh practise a few weeks ago. I thought my tweedy jacket and stubbly beard made me look suitably relaxed but knowingly fashionable. He rocked up with a full rasputin straggly beard the red trousers, ridiculously tight shirt and a raincoat only done up at the top button. Had me beaten and destroyed. I'd thought the red laces in my light brown desert wellies were a nice subtle touch of personality. He went the full red trouser. I had no way back. they were the off red variety , I didn't twig that they were posh not hanging around on those circles myself ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yeah, I see 'em all the time. When you mix with the upper strata like what I do they start to rub off on you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yeah, I see 'em all the time. When you mix with the upper strata like what I do they start to rub off on you...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 it's like we're the same guy but cunningly on two laptops! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted March 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2015 Is Ted Cruz a robot sent back in time specifically to piss me off? They must have a high budget in the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 25, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2015 I have a pair of claret-coloured trousers. Usually worn with a light blue shirt. What's not to like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) YouGov Poll Results. Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10214101/Red-trousers-are-officially-a-fashion-faux-pas-YouGov-poll-finds.html Edited March 25, 2015 by choffer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Is Ted Cruz a robot sent back in time specifically to piss me off? They must have a high budget in the future! Perhaps in the future I become the world's most insufferable nice guy, and they've invested heavily in preventing that happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Vote to make climate change not real. Good policy if you ask me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chrisp65 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Ted Cruz is real! Cruz is a brilliant lawyer & academic who has perfected the art of sounding like a simpleton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted March 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2015 There's no way ****-ing Ted Cruz is going to get elected, OK? He's strictly a FOTM media buffoon. You should be more worried about Jeb Bush. He's a far scarier figure than you probably imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Is there a prominent Republican who is not scary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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