sharkyvilla Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I think it's to do with gravity and the angle of your bladder when you're sitting back on a sofa or lying down. Something scientific like that, anyway. I tend to find I need a piss the most when I am in the least convenient places possible, but that can have nothing to do with gravity so I don't know really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 When people in the match threads say "**** this, I'm off down the pub", do they actually go down the pub!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why do so many people always walk in the toilet at work whilst I'm dropping the kids off at the pool. There's only about 20 other guys that work here but in the space of 10 minutes the door is going constantly. Do they just spend all day going to and from the toilet, or are our toilet habits synchronised or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why do so many people always walk in the toilet at work whilst I'm dropping the kids off at the pool. There's only about 20 other guys that work here but in the space of 10 minutes the door is going constantly. Do they just spend all day going to and from the toilet, or are our toilet habits synchronised or something? The wink and the smile you give your colleagues on the way to the toilet is possibly sending out the wrong message. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 How come I can go a whole day at work and maybe have 2 pisses, yet when I sit down, and want to chillax (cotch) out at home, I gotta piss like all the time? Incontinence. I am getting quite old. Being 43, I live by the motto, never turn down the opportunity for a piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 How come I can go a whole day at work and maybe have 2 pisses, yet when I sit down, and want to chillax (cotch) out at home, I gotta piss like all the time? Incontinence. I am getting quite old. Being 43, I live by the motto, never turn down the opportunity for a piss. Although you have 9 years on me, it's a motto I intend to follow from this day. I look forward to more life lessons in the future, oh wise one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 My life consists of checking where the toilets are and frowning at strangers that come into my street. I think Leemond and Rugely have the better lives to live as an example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 9, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. The first stage of planning would probably involve not announcing it on a public forum. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. I posed this question before on here (and got labelled a serial killer) I think if the killing was totally random, then you probably could. No motive, how would they ever connect you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 9, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. The first stage of planning would probably involve not announcing it on a public forum. Ah but... if I were serious about planning it I wouldn't do that would I.... double bluff defence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. ah, the old double bluff and that's the fatal flaw with the kinky sex serial killer, a little piece of them always wants to be caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 There's no way I would get away with murder. I watch a lot of Columbo, those murderers are usually pretty smart and cover their tracks well until Columbo finds some minor detail they missed. I'd probably put the knife in my kitchen bin or forget to move the body before my parents got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 why does it always rain on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 9, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2014 If i really planned it, could I get away with murder. ah, the old double bluff and that's the fatal flaw with the kinky sex serial killer, a little piece of them always wants to be caught Stevo is the serial killer, I'd just pick one or two targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted September 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2014 why does it always rain on me Because you were a **** liar at some point in your teens (around 17 at a guess) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 You know when you go walking and the location is quite remote? Just push someone you come across off a cliff. You could just walk away and people would just think they fell, no questions asked, you just murdered someone. What you going to say if an officer comes up to you and questions you about it? "I didn't see anyone, I'm just walking the dog" etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 You know when you go walking and the location is quite remote? Just push someone you come across off a cliff. You could just walk away and people would just think they fell, no questions asked, you just murdered someone. What you going to say if an officer comes up to you and questions you about it? "I didn't see anyone, I'm just walking the dog" etc etc. Yeah, but then you go, 'I dint see no woman, copper'. And then the copper goes, 'I dint say anythink about no woman' And then you go, 'Ahh sheeeet'. And the copper goes, 'Cuff him boys'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) That's bordering on the verge of racism. Edited September 9, 2014 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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