AVFCforever1991 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Have you ever tried to use Scotch money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Have you ever tried to use Scotch money? I tried to pay for a newspaper and a pint of milk with a Scotch £5 note once, in my local corner shop. They looked at me, like I was trying to pay with a handful of warm dog shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) Funny enough someone gave me a scotch £10 note in my change on Saturday I refused it and they gave me a strange look but I don't want to get stuck with a worthless note once we get our vote and boot them out the union Edited August 6, 2014 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted August 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2014 Gay Zombie Sharknados Er, sorry, that went too far.Not as far as Gayniggers from Outer Space... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Back to the Scotch thing, I was reminded of a conversation I had with a Scotchman, in which he informed me, the only reason Geordies exist is because a Scotchman shagged a pig and threw it over Hadrian's Wall. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Typical Scotch humour that! McHaha! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 does anyone else think that advert at the top of this page which says " worst food for weight gain" looks like a arse sticking out of a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The advert at the top of the page for me is Levenger wallet's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Typical Scotch humour that! McHaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I won't have access to Wi-Fi until 7 tonight 8pints. Until then I'll make do with the little circle thing going round and round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I won't have access to Wi-Fi until 7 tonight 8pints. Until then I'll make do with the little circle thing going round and round Don't worry, no rush, was just these topless Britney Spears pictures I found. Actually, come to think of it, there a bit NSFW, might be taken down by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Do all foreign Nationals who work in a restaurant kitchen or as table staff smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 Typical Scotch humour that! McHaha! I see the Scotch haven't learned to spell The Queen's English yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Is it intentional when you get short-changed in a shop? It happens to me quite frequently. I've never had a job that involved operating a till so I don't know if people are being sneaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Why is it only me that can prevent forest fires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Why is it only me that can prevent forest fires? Because you're the one who keeps starting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 my brother once burnt down a whole caravan site - but that's another story....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 my brother once burnt down a whole caravan site - but that's another story....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted August 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 my brother once burnt down a whole caravan site - but that's another story....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 What would be the total weight of all the poo in the world? I mean, there are 7 billion people. All of them poo. There are countless animals, birds and fish that all poo. Added to that, where does all the poo go? With so many poo machines, why doesn't the earth just smell like poo? Wait... Maybe it does smell like poo but we've just grown used to it... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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