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Just how clean IS a whistle?

I always thought that referred to the clean sound the whistle makes, rather than the whistle itself.

I should add that one to the boring thread...

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Why I'm sat watching Green Street, when it's one of the worst films ever made? 

File under "films exclusively made for American audiences"

Notting Hill and Wimbledon say hi.

 

 

I assumed the guy playing the "top boy" was an American, as his Cockney accent was so bad, but it turns out he's a Geordie. Seriously terrible film. Everything about it stinks.

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Why I'm sat watching Green Street, when it's one of the worst films ever made?

File under "films exclusively made for American audiences"

Notting Hill and Wimbledon say hi.

I assumed the guy playing the "top boy" was an American, as his Cockney accent was so bad, but it turns out he's a Geordie. Seriously terrible film. Everything about it stinks.

I seem to remember that's Paul bettany? Wimbledon says hi. Also I think I remember that Paul bettanys cockney east end accent is, like you say, absolutely atrocious

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Where is Paul Bettany these days?

 

He was really good in Master and Commander, perhaps the most underated film of the 00s.

 

But then again he was in The Da Vinci Code, so perhaps he's being punished for that.

didn't he win Wimbledon with a broken ankle or something

 

Winning it cursed Andy Murray so maybe it cursed Bettany's acting career as well

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will i get in trouble with the social services if i take my lad to his first villa game against parma?

 

Yes. Especially if he is being forced to listen to Black Sabbath as well!  :P

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VT is slipping. No jokes about wetting Jenny's whistle (I refrained). 

 

What type of jokes can you make about giving someone a cup of tea?

 

 

What if its not tea ....................................................................................

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VT is slipping. No jokes about wetting Jenny's whistle (I refrained).

 What type of jokes can you make about giving someone a cup of tea?

I once offered her a teabag.

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What if its not tea ....................................................................................

 

Does Jenny like coffee?

 

 

I once offered her a teabag.

 

No milk, sugar, hot water or a mug?

 

Are you in charge where Davkaus works?

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