jjaacckk91 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Why when you put earphones in your pocket and when you take them out they're one giant knot. It's like the paperclips... Entropy yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 will 8pints get his happy thought for the day in today? and will it involve pushing Lambert's head down a dirty toilet? It would have done if I hadn't have been busy on the night. What a great season for me to go to each game, home and away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I had a late offer of a ticket for Saturday that even included free parking. I pretended to miss the call and text until it was too late. Never ever done that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 If the person jim morrison was on about managed to "petition the lord with prayer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 27, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 27, 2014 No. You CAN NOT petition The Lord with prayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Can you give me sanctuary Edited April 28, 2014 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2014 Who IS suing Nike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) I'd like to have been a fly on the wall in the meeting when they decided to commission a programme in which Shaun Ryder talks about UFOs. He's just shouted out 'It was like an intergalactic petrol station!' His jaw is grinding away like mad as well. Edited April 28, 2014 by AVFC_Hitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Can you give me sancuary I once claimed sanctuary in a church when a police chap tried to call me out for 'racing' another car on the way there. Apparently, legally, there is no such thing as Sanctuary when it comes to minor traffic offenses. I was the only one that thought it was funny, south wales police, 60 aged methodists and a minister dressed as a referee* all took a very grim view of it. *he was on a tight schedule and due to ref a game kicking off at noon so my interlude in the doorway with two grumpy rozzers was not welcome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 28, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2014 ^^^^ Pure sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I'd like to have been a fly on the wall in the meeting when they decided to commission a programme in which Shaun Ryder talks about UFOs. He's just shouted out 'It was like an intergalactic petrol station!' His jaw is grinding away like mad as well. crazy man. Can you give me sancuary I once claimed sanctuary in a church when a police chap tried to call me out for 'racing' another car on the way there. Apparently, legally, there is no such thing as Sanctuary when it comes to minor traffic offenses. I was the only one that thought it was funny, south wales police, 60 aged methodists and a minister dressed as a referee* all took a very grim view of it. *he was on a tight schedule and due to ref a game kicking off at noon so my interlude in the doorway with two grumpy rozzers was not welcome. haha can just picture it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) How much drugs are morning radio presenters on? Edited April 29, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2014 Did Reservoir Dogs look so dated when it came out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 whatever happened to brigada 1874? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Stig went undercover and destroyed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 They got banned for trying to create an atmosphere. Can't have that kind of thing at a football ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 whatever happened to brigada 1874? They're at the back of L8 in the Lower Holte not far from me. They stand and sing all game and have some Ultra style flags and banners, I wish more people would get in the spirit. They do need to stop singing about Karen Brady though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 what language do footballers speak. I mean if you go to Spain for example, teams will probably have Germans, Italians British and maybe some from Africa, They can't all be up to speed in Spanish. So what's the word for far post, or one two and the like. Is there a universal language for key words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) If they are playing in Spain, they will speak.............. Spanish If they are playing in Italy they will speak Italian....................Italian etc When I lived in Munich and played football at the Olympic Park with people from all over Europe we spoke......German. Edited April 30, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Well, you say that, but last week I distinctly saw Pep Guardiola call a couple of his players over and he was very clearly speaking English. I imagine that is the language they speak since it is generally considered the universal language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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