AVFCforever1991 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Have you ever seen the rain? I've only seen it through the grapevine, when I ran through the Jungle. Edited March 27, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Have you ever seen the rain? I've only seen it through the grapevine, when I ran through the Jungle. Up around the bend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 27, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2014 Have you ever seen the rain? I've only seen it through the grapevine, when I ran through the Jungle. Up around the bend? It came out of the sky. Who'll stop it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Is Nicky Keye fit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 To masturbate or not to masturbate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I was walking across the car park of a motorway services earlier in the week when a spiv drove up to me and began his patter: 'scuse me, I wouldn't normally do this, I'm gonna be a bit cheeky.....' He then went on at breakneck speed to explain he had been all day at a sales event flogging S Class Mercs to the rich. His job had been to offer trinkets and inducements to those lucky rich punters. However, at the close of the event he still had a couple of watches left. Rather than take them back to base he had permission off his boss to just flog them off. List price £500, bottom line break even price £280. BUT, today, just today he could let me have his last one for £150. Me: Nah, sorry, nice patter but not interested. Him: Don't be a mug, take it off me for £100 Me: very entertaining, I'm not buying a watch in a car park for £100 Him: ok, how much you got? Me: bye! So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I was walking across the car park of a motorway services earlier in the week when a spiv drove up to me and began his patter: 'scuse me, I wouldn't normally do this, I'm gonna be a bit cheeky.....' He then went on at breakneck speed to explain he had been all day at a sales event flogging S Class Mercs to the rich. His job had been to offer trinkets and inducements to those lucky rich punters. However, at the close of the event he still had a couple of watches left. Rather than take them back to base he had permission off his boss to just flog them off. List price £500, bottom line break even price £280. BUT, today, just today he could let me have his last one for £150. Me: Nah, sorry, nice patter but not interested. Him: Don't be a mug, take it off me for £100 Me: very entertaining, I'm not buying a watch in a car park for £100 Him: ok, how much you got? Me: bye! So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? No way have you missed out on a five hundred pound watch. Nicked or he would have switched the boxes on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I'd say it's possibly no watch at all, but more likely a very cheap copy from the Far East, that would fool you long enough for him to jump in his car and leg it down to the next service station. Somebody I know has a dodgy 'Breitling' he bought in Thailand for $20. From a distance it looks OK, but if you pick it up you can tell straightaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? You missed out on the best blowjob of your life? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? You missed out on the best blowjob of your life? tbf that would have to be a very good blowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? You missed out on the best blowjob of your life? Was the watch you were trying to sell him laced with Rohypnol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 tbf that would have to be a very good blowie For a ton would it have been worth the gamble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 the story is slightly longer, at one point he nearly got aggressive, he got a watch out of a box and I said it was way to big and chunky and not my style. He very quickly said that's because it's a mans watch, are you a man or a pussy? from there he insisted I held it to feel the quality he had copies of glossy magazines with adverts for the watch and even offered a guarantee! my best guess is that I'd have been buying an empty box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 the story is slightly longer, at one point he nearly got aggressive, he got a watch out of a box and I said it was way to big and chunky and not my style. He very quickly said that's because it's a mans watch, are you a man or a pussy? from there he insisted I held it to feel the quality he had copies of glossy magazines with adverts for the watch and even offered a guarantee! my best guess is that I'd have been buying an empty box Bloody hell. Is innuendo your second tongue or was that carefully constructed? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? You missed out on the best blowjob of your life? Was the watch you were trying to sell him laced with Rohypnol ? You need to rethink your technique, Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 the story is slightly longer, at one point he nearly got aggressive, he got a watch out of a box and I said it was way to big and chunky and not my style. He very quickly said that's because it's a mans watch, are you a man or a pussy? from there he insisted I held it to feel the quality he had copies of glossy magazines with adverts for the watch and even offered a guarantee! my best guess is that I'd have been buying an empty box Few years ago but this sounds like your scamhttp://www.fiatforum.com/leisure-lounge/108252-claude-valentini-watch-scam.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Is Nicky Keye fit? ask general krulak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 To masturbate or not to masturbate? Always in the positve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Is Nicky Keye fit? ask general krulak No way he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I was walking across the car park of a motorway services earlier in the week when a spiv drove up to me and began his patter: 'scuse me, I wouldn't normally do this, I'm gonna be a bit cheeky.....' He then went on at breakneck speed to explain he had been all day at a sales event flogging S Class Mercs to the rich. His job had been to offer trinkets and inducements to those lucky rich punters. However, at the close of the event he still had a couple of watches left. Rather than take them back to base he had permission off his boss to just flog them off. List price £500, bottom line break even price £280. BUT, today, just today he could let me have his last one for £150. Me: Nah, sorry, nice patter but not interested. Him: Don't be a mug, take it off me for £100 Me: very entertaining, I'm not buying a watch in a car park for £100 Him: ok, how much you got? Me: bye! So, what I'm wondering is - what's the scam? No watch in the final box? Watch is worth a fiver? Watch is nicked? I've missed out on a £500 watch? I had somebody try the same one on me a few years back. In all seriusness I was worried he was going to take the contents of my pockets regardless. I can't remember where I was but I was alone. If he'd wanted to he could have stabbed me in the face... See what I did there? Good huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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