BOF Posted October 23, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's because he wakes up beside his ma #schoolyardinsults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2013 Why do I get so randy when i'm hungover? There must be a science to it? Sex is the best hangover remedy. I say 'remedy' rather than 'cure', because the hangover comes back afterwards. But it is a fantastic distraction. Except if you are in prison! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Why do I get so randy when i'm hungover? There must be a science to it? Sex is the best hangover remedy. I say 'remedy' rather than 'cure', because the hangover comes back afterwards. But it is a fantastic distraction. Except if you are in prison! not having done a stretch at her maj's pleasure, can you get pissed in prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Quite a lot of drugs in prison I hear. Might help the cum down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Quite a lot of drugs in prison I hear. Might help the cum down... You hear? or you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Jon, on 23 Oct 2013 - 12:18 PM, said: Nigel, on 23 Oct 2013 - 11:44 AM, said: Except if you are in prison! not having done a stretch at her maj's pleasure, can you get pissed in prison? If Prisoner Cell Block H taught me anything about prison life ..it's that you can put potato peelings in the radiators and make hooch I think though that the person that did it also died of poisoning .. so then again maybe not Edited October 23, 2013 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 23, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2013 If Prisoner Cell Block H taught me anything about prison life ..it's that you can put potato peelings in the radiators and make hoochIt also taught us that with a good shove you'd probably break out through the prison walls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Why do I get so randy when i'm hungover? There must be a science to it? Sex is the best hangover remedy. I say 'remedy' rather than 'cure', because the hangover comes back afterwards. But it is a fantastic distraction. Except if you are in prison! not having done a stretch at her maj's pleasure, can you get pissed in prison? 2 or 3 years back the prison down on the south coast, name escapes me, was burnt down by the 'residents' because days before their New Years party the staff did a booze confiscation sweep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 if lanes 3 and 4 of the M25 are full and chugging along at 58mph, it's ok to do 76mph down lane 2, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 if lanes 3 and 4 of the M25 are full and chugging along at 58mph, it's ok to do 76mph down lane 2, yeah? Hell yeah but don't forget to swerve across 2 lanes back into Lane 4 as soon as you can otherwise we will know you are from out of town Ps ... If you're ever near junction 11 don't forget to pop in and say Hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 careful now, I'm passing there on the way home tomorrow and probably at about 4 or 5 so probably passing very slowly, you could come to the embankment and wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 careful now, I'm passing there on the way home tomorrow and probably at about 4 or 5 so probably passing very slowly, you could come to the embankment and wave I'll come and give you a salute One fingers or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 careful now, I'm passing there on the way home tomorrow and probably at about 4 or 5 so probably passing very slowly, you could come to the embankment and wave I'll come and give you a salute One fingers or two ...even a full fist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Who's dad is the hardest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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choffer Posted October 24, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2013 I wonder how many songs there are for which I think I know the lyrics and happily sing along (although mostly in my head) but I'm actually nowhere near singing the right words. I accidentally knocked the subtitles on the other day while watching The Stone Roses documentary and was amazed at how badly I'd interpreted Ian Brown's delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 24, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2013 Probably hundreds. I almost always prefer my made up lyrics to the real ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I wonder how many songs there are for which I think I know the lyrics and happily sing along (although mostly in my head) but I'm actually nowhere near singing the right words. I accidentally knocked the subtitles on the other day while watching The Stone Roses documentary and was amazed at how badly I'd interpreted Ian Brown's delivery. Fair enough, you probably need a chimpanzee interpreter to understand him properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Probably hundreds. I almost always prefer my made up lyrics to the real ones. I sang a local song at Karaoke the other month .. entirely in Bhutan'ese ... despite making up every word it seemed to go down well with the residents of Paro as they then insisted I join them for a rendition of Imagine in English a bit later ( which i didn't need the screen for I hasten to add ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I wonder how many songs there are for which I think I know the lyrics and happily sing along (although mostly in my head) but I'm actually nowhere near singing the right words. I accidentally knocked the subtitles on the other day while watching The Stone Roses documentary and was amazed at how badly I'd interpreted Ian Brown's delivery. Fair enough, you probably need a chimpanzee interpreter to understand him properly. Or a good taste in music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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