Shillzz Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Why do cats love fish? Because cats are awesome, and so is fish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 My mom has a cat that likes oxtail soup and steak and onion crisps. But can't stand fish. Work that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 11, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 11, 2013 It's not a cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 My mom has a cat that likes oxtail soup and steak and onion crisps. But can't stand fish. Work that one out. the cat has mastered a can opener but can't unwrap a piece of fish wrapped in paper ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 the cat stinks and digs big holes and coughs a lot it's a badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Why does VT go quietest at lunch time when that is the only time that most of us are meant to be allowed on it (during the working day)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 ^^^^ Good example of a rhetorical question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 3, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2013 ^^^^ Good example of a rhetorical question. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 I wonder how I'm going to find time for VT once I'm retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Keep a tablet in the loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Keep a tablet in the loo. As a man of some age, I'd imagine he already does. I don't know if that works or not, I'm assuming some kind of anti incontinence medication exists for the elderly. Edited October 3, 2013 by Shillzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 Don't be silly, the loo is for books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 mjmooney, on 03 Oct 2013 - 2:57 PM, said: I wonder how I'm going to find time for VT once I'm retired. My dad retired about 5 years ago and still says the same thing ( not the VT bit obviously , him being an Arsenal fan ... boo hiss) always moaning he's too busy to do x,y,z mind you he is one of those people that if one leaf falls off a tree onto the garden has to go out there and rake it up ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 mjmooney, on 03 Oct 2013 - 2:57 PM, said: I wonder how I'm going to find time for VT once I'm retired. My dad retired about 5 years ago and still says the same thing ( not the VT bit obviously , him being an Arsenal fan ... boo hiss) always moaning he's too busy to do x,y,z mind you he is one of those people that if one leaf falls off a tree onto the garden has to go out there and rake it up ... Gardening? <shudder> I have a wife for that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Does George RR Martin have indecent thoughts about people of a junior persuasion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Gardening? <shudder> I have a wife for that sort of thing. Pigeons, whippets or budgies then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 Gardening? <shudder> I have a wife for that sort of thing. Pigeons, whippets or budgies then? I was thinking more model railways and malt whisky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Whoa, n or oo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 Well, I probably won't really do it. But if I did, I would lean towards N, to allow more realistic landscape proportions and track length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Model Railways? My old man built me a fantastic train set as a child, it even had a handmade viaduct as well as other things, fully landscaped. I've often since suspected that he built it more for himself than he did for me! My fondest possession was this bad boy that I was fortunate enough to procure while on my holibobs in America: Edited October 3, 2013 by Shillzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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