Stevo985 Posted May 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2011 I've been told I have surprisingly smooth balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Like the top of Duncan Goodhew's head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 So, has he sent the photo yet? You've asked twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 No! Shocking really.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2011 Sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The_Rev: Sponsoring court injunctions since 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Big and Shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Oi Stevo. Check who you're PMing next time. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 haha what the hell has this thread turned into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 My girlfriend has just split up with me after 2 weeks of being 'official'. We've seeing eachother for ages after she says she had commitment issues. Then she seemed happy enough and asked me, I gave her space and time and she just did it completely out the blue tonight. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 My girlfriend has just split up with me after 2 weeks of being 'official'. We've seeing eachother for ages after she says she had commitment issues. Then she seemed happy enough and asked me, I gave her space and time and she just did it completely out the blue tonight. Weird. Girls are, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 We've seeing eachother for ages after she says she had commitment issues. Well, I suppose at least she sort of warned you in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2011 haha what the hell has this thread turned into "Jenny Jones' voyeur thread" Selfish though, she didn't return the favour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Well do you want a picture of her balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Well do you want a picture of her balls? Now there is something we can all enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Don't send it Jenny! It'll be like the Stephen Ireland thread last summer... 'If you have received that PM, send it to me too!" That went on for hours, and the only PM that was sent was between VTers saying 'have you had the PM?' Hanky, that is pretty wierd. Sounds like she just doesn't like the idea of being 'in a relationship'. Odd though, as you'd been seeing her for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Apologies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Look, Women speak in code. "I want more time to myself" just means "I want more time without you, er, like all of it". If you get the "I want more time", then the relationships dead. And if you get the "I want more time" speech, and didn't see it coming, thats why - because you wern't listening, and noticing she wasn't happy. Or sometimes they just want more time to themselves. Thats women really, in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted May 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2011 My girlfriend has just split up with me after 2 weeks of being 'official'. We've seeing eachother for ages after she says she had commitment issues. Then she seemed happy enough and asked me, I gave her space and time and she just did it completely out the blue tonight. Weird. The solution to this is clear. You go to Scholars with your 2 best mates, then Harrys, then the Cambrian (Deathstar), Rummers for a philosphical 3 pints, pop into the Ship and Castle to catch a quick one in nice surroundings, then drown yourself between the Angel and Yokos and pull something you'd not touch with a bleached barge pole under other circumstances after some horrendous concoctions from the cocktail bar and shit vodka. It'll work out. I speak from experience on the above. To the letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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