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When the vending machine coil accidentally pushes two items out.

 

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One of the best days of my life, was when I put £1 in the vending machine, and got two packets of steak McCoy's and £1.50 change!  

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Did someone mention a Circus 

 

 

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Why is there a picture of you and your mom on the VP tour a couple of weeks back next to it on Photobucket?  :blink:  :detect:  :puke:  :suspect:

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That is the single greatest thing my tiny little eyes have ever witnessed...

 

•"**** you, gonna leave it as I haven't had over 170 pieces of yo' mama too."

 

•"Christian Benteke has withdrawn his home-invasion hat trick and horrifying news story. I made the mistake of acknowledging it with Adidas poppers. Dark times, truly."

 

•"Primark staff only need Chilean goalkeeper Claudio Bravo #148 to complete my damn house."

 

•"Better get some Danish Math Pop." (That could almost be a real one, to be fair).

 

•"Some powerful thighs on the new 'Gladbach kit."

 

•"Looking forward to seeing woman in the ovaries."

 

•"To anyone who has my sticker album. YES."

 

"Me do the Hillsborough disaster." ( :blink: the ****?!)

 

•"Fortunately, my everloving tits on happiness!"

 

•"Unorthodox but highly effective soundtrack to clearing the road.  Latin Jehovah is anorexic Skeletor with a really good wage for this secretary work."

 

•"Emile Heskey you cannot **** off soon enough." (that could be real, too)

 

•"And the other James Collins = utter jackass." (erm.. and that)

 

•"Give the boy a picture of the Hillsborough disaster." ( :blink: I honestly don't repeatedly post statuses about Hillsborough) 

 

But by far my favourite:

 

"Despite Dan employing the gungho tactic of smashing me up the Night's Watch."

 

That's it.  I'm abandoning DHUTWU for SHUTNW; 'Smash her up the Night's Watch.'

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Just one more, and then I'll stop, promise...

 

Butt nekkid on Wednesday night Simon A1 Scotch Corner Cafe, 1974

 

EDIT: NO, WAIT! STOP PRESS! 

 

Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce achieved the staggering feat of complaining about halal meat.

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In a certain photo I took?was a buck o' Coldplay later...

 

Villa beat Liverpool and Birmingham/Blackpool go a bottle of red wine at the support acts for The **** out!!

 

Think that what you sell yer fanny for a point of me!

 

Ryan Giggs you really are/were a waffle and limeade frm the harbour

Sittin' at old trafford, villa 10 up!

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