leviramsey Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 Imran Khan is the Chancellor od Bradford Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) A colleague today saying to some frantic woman who obviously hadn't done her job properly: "You can't turn into a shrek in a frock and then expect us to sort it". Well played that man (he's part of the military, of course!). Edited May 29, 2014 by trekka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. Not unless your Grandad is about 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Folski Posted May 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2014 Driving test passed today, no more taxis! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. Not unless your Grandad is about 30. No, my family isn't from small heath. Driving test passed today, no more taxis! Unless you're drunk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. back in the seventies when I was in school the Headmaster had to quash rumours around our school that World War II had re-started not a new war, just some random Germans had secretly never surrendered and it was all kicking off again - panic all through the playground 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. back in the seventies when I was in school the Headmaster had to quash rumours around our school that World War II had re-started not a new war, just some random Germans had secretly never surrendered and it was all kicking off again - panic all through the playground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. You didn't go to school with my Grandad did you? He used to tell us the scar on his leg was from when a torpedo went through it, during the war. back in the seventies when I was in school the Headmaster had to quash rumours around our school that World War II had re-started not a new war, just some random Germans had secretly never surrendered and it was all kicking off again - panic all through the playground Your school was an early twitter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I suspect it was a lone Japanese on an island type story that started it all off. Personally, I was worried because I was just about to spend 6 weeks at RAF Bruggen and didn't want that messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Personally, I was worried because I was just about to spend 6 weeks at RAF Bruggen and didn't want that messed up. That'd have been the least of your worries at Brüggen. I'd have been more concerned about all the nukes falling off the back of lorries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Ooh, that sounds tasty. Might have to get me a can of that. I bet it's nice with rum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Ooh, that sounds tasty. Might have to get me a can of that. I bet it's nice with rum! isnt pineapple and rum a drink for ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 The La Liga thread in other football. I accidentally put this same message in general chat too oh well, delete it mods! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Ooh, that sounds tasty. Might have to get me a can of that. I bet it's nice with rum! isnt pineapple and rum a drink for ladies? If I have to wear a dress, so as to enjoy it, I'm comfortable with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Ooh, that sounds tasty. Might have to get me a can of that. I bet it's nice with rum! isnt pineapple and rum a drink for ladies? If I have to wear a dress, so as to enjoy it, I'm comfortable with that. What do I know, I like to end the night with a large baileys I am just going to leave this here knowing that someone will post a picture of Gary Bailey or somesuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Ooh, that sounds tasty. Might have to get me a can of that. I bet it's nice with rum! isnt pineapple and rum a drink for ladies? If I have to wear a dress, so as to enjoy it, I'm comfortable with that. What do I know, I like to end the night with a large baileys I am just going to leave this here knowing that someone will post a picture of Gary Bailey or somesuch. I'm no stranger to a pint of bitter, with a G&T, and Baileys chaser... "Oooh Ladyboys!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Just found my lynyrd skynyrd cd second helping. Its been missing for a few months along with sabbath bloody sabbath and 13. I'm putting my missing sabbath cds down to satanic forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Burgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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