Stevo985 Posted May 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2014 Would people be talking about him if it was a good throw? If it was a 90mph fast ball that knocked the catcher off his feet? Yeah probably. what about an an 89mph ball? It would still travel through time, so I'll go with yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm sure he would have done that if he could. An awful throw gets people talking about him just in time for the release of his new album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 An awful throw gets people talking about him just in time for the release of his new album. Come now, that level of cynicism has no place on VillaTalk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Worse than the Diana Ross kick, she was an aging woman in high heels. That throw kind of sums up the Mets though, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 My driving instructor is absolutely insane, have my test tomorrow, but he talks so much shit and acts if he's goods gift but still lives at home with his mom. Anyway we happened to be driving passed my Nan's house today and he pointed out one of her neighbours and goes "see that man there, I used to go out with his daughter, and I broke up with her and straight after she committed suicide, about 25 years ago!" Now my Mom would have grown up with the girl in question and I know for a fact that she got pregnant by an Italian lad, who owns businesses in town, and he wanted her to get an abortion and she committed suicide, but this guy was so adamant that it was all down to him. It felt so good I'd him caught out on one of his lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 He sounds like a compulsive liar. I used to work with one and you'd just sit there listening to his bullshit gobsmacked that he's saying these things because there is no way that they were true. Off the top of my head he once claimed he attended a Slipknot concert in Brum and afterwards saw them down an alley having a smoke. He went up to them amicably enough but they got funny with him, but once he started talking back, they all backed down because he was too tough. He was 5'7" and a strip of wind, nothing tough about him at all. He also once claimed that he wrote the original script to Underworld and sent it off to Hollywood where they stole his idea and rewrote his script. Mental cases. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 He sounds like a compulsive liar. I used to work with one and you'd just sit there listening to his bullshit gobsmacked that he's saying these things because there is no way that they were true. Off the top of my head he once claimed he attended a Slipknot concert in Brum and afterwards saw them down an alley having a smoke. He went up to them amicably enough but they got funny with him, but once he started talking back, they all backed down because he was too tough. He was 5'7" and a strip of wind, nothing tough about him at all. He also once claimed that he wrote the original script to Underworld and sent it off to Hollywood where they stole his idea and rewrote his script. Mental cases. No 8pints, it is not me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Actually, funnily enough his name was Stevo True story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I once bummed a great white shark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Yep. I'd have been better off learning French, given that I'd already studied it for a few years. So I was tempted to learn that. But French is shit (imo). I don't particularly like France or going there so when am I going to need to speak French? Spanish is way more useful for me personally. What about if you need to ask for directions in Cameroon? Or barter for fruit in a market in Gabon? Or plead for your life in a DR Congo drug den? You never know... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Dafuq i could throw better than that with my **** up shoulder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2014 Actually, funnily enough his name was Stevo True story. but I DID write it. Hollywood BASTARDS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm a compulsive liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I used to work with a Newcastle fan, who claimed he went to a game away at Chelsea, two weeks after we'd both been sat in work looking at the score of that game. I didn't even bothered pulling him up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Haha unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) I'm a compulsive liar. Honestly? Edited May 28, 2014 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 There was a kid at school who claimed he had a metal toe due to the original being blown off in a naval battle during World War 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNAKTAtMLhY Reminded me of this: and this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSrbJQDLVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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