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Wasn't there a survey where Chefs were found to be in the top five of excellent lovers?

Security Men came first, I'm sure of it.

Yes that is a sex pun.

Coming first, as a guy, is generally not something to brag about.
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Wasn't there a survey where Chefs were found to be in the top five of excellent lovers?

 

Security Men came first, I'm sure of it.

Yes that is a sex pun.

Coming first, as a guy, is generally not something to brag about.

 

 

Scroll mouse over original post for hidden messages.

 

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Your hidden posts don't work on the app...

 

I know, limpid told me :Dhe didn't really, this is the first I've heard of it but always wondered if it'd show up on different themes/ways of getting on here etc.

 

 

 

That looks like Tim Minchin

 

...so do you.

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They do show up that's the problem ;-)

They're not hidden

 

Yes, I know that's what you're saying. I'm just still giving you a secret passage to the truth.

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The toggle switch on the bathroom light wasn't a sealed unit, and therefore could be fixed rather than replaced.

 

I can see why that cheered you up, but surely a strong Boring Thread contender? 

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Conservatory refurb coming on nicely, 40" TV mounted to the wall, cables chased inside the wall. Wallpaper on, skirting all freshly painted. Carpet being fitted on Thursday, all £430 of it.

Almost ready for the disappointment of England at the WC.

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Conservatory refurb coming on nicely, 40" TV mounted to the wall, cables chased inside the wall. Wallpaper on, skirting all freshly painted. Carpet being fitted on Thursday, all £430 of it.

Almost ready for the disappointment of England at the WC.

my invite is in the post I assume? Edited by Stevo985
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Conservatory refurb coming on nicely, 40" TV mounted to the wall, cables chased inside the wall. Wallpaper on, skirting all freshly painted. Carpet being fitted on Thursday, all £430 of it.

Almost ready for the disappointment of England at the WC.

NY invite is in the post I assume?
Yeah sure thing.

(Assuming you agree to keep it down a bit from about 8:30pm when the little ones are in bed).

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Conservatory refurb coming on nicely, 40" TV mounted to the wall, cables chased inside the wall. Wallpaper on, skirting all freshly painted. Carpet being fitted on Thursday, all £430 of it.

Almost ready for the disappointment of England at the WC.

Carpet ?

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