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Number of Liverpool fans in my town 8,000.

Number of United fans in my town 10,000.

Number of City fans in my town 2.

Number of Villa fans in my town 15 (all blood relatives of me, or in fact me)

 

I win. :D

 

* numbers may not be exact 

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Rubbish. Plastic Citeh buy another title.

 

Number of City fans at my work, 1 (from Manchester). Number of Liverpool at my work, 7 (1 from Liverpool). Lesser of two evils for me.    

 

Number of Liverpool fans at work: 2

 

1 from Sydenham, south London

2 from Southall, west London

 

Number of Villa fans at work: 1

 

1 from Edgbaston, Birmingham.

 

I win.

 

 

Not at maths you don't ;)

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Rubbish. Plastic Citeh buy another title.

Number of City fans at my work, 1 (from Manchester). Number of Liverpool at my work, 7 (1 from Liverpool). Lesser of two evils for me.

Number of Liverpool fans at work: 2

1 from Sydenham, south London

2 from Southall, west London

Number of Villa fans at work: 1

1 from Edgbaston, Birmingham.

I win.

Not at maths you don't ;)

Christ, whatta mistaka to make!

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Reggae!?  :puke:

 

Yeah it's not really my kind of thing, but I've got UB40's greatest hits on tape in the car.

 

Bit of Eddy Grant and you're sorted. 

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When your picking your nose and get hold of what you think is just a sizeable crusty piece but on pulling it out you get that big gloopy stringy jelly stuff that tickles your brain/nose when dislodged & removed slowly.

Yeah, that.

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