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How do you say 'hooker' in Jamaican Creole?

 

Prosteechoot raassklart

 

...yep.

 

 

既然在谈关于语文的事,就做个小试验,乱打些乱七八糟的字,看看有多少笨蛋想我一样无聊,有足够时间把这两行句子输入进谷歌做翻译。阞的解放路钕能否语喽玩卡伊不知小弟弟鸡杂。

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Liking your own posts is just wrong. It's like masturbating while looking at yourself in the mirror...I'm not doing that again.

Do you write Jimmy Carr's gags?

 

 

Never seen him perform, more of an Alan Carr fan.

 

I first heard that joke from Stephen Merchant a number of years back  :)

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I remember that was from the xfm radio show days...

 

I think they were talking about being caught masturbating with one of those pens where the clothes come off when you tip it upside down (a joke that later found its way into extras) and then steve said the only thing worse than that would be to get caught masturbating looking into a mirror, at which point ricky literally bursts out laughing.

 

Love those shows.

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The Citizen's Advice Bureau.  I was skeptical when someone mentioned "why don't you go have a chat with..." but they were brilliant today. 

(and no, I'm not saying why I went  B)).

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