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Midget porn is just too freaky 

 

and small time...

 

 

It's all midget porn to me.

 

Yes, this sentence is open to interpretation. I've been hanging around with 2quartz too long. Which is made even weirder by the fact he's imaginary.

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Respect for the confession Xela. I've done worse, but not actual midget porn, and I'm not confessing, either :)

 

Hardly a confession, wouldn't even register on my shame list.  :)

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Rita Ora and her marvellous chesticles.

 

 

Rita Ora. 4/10

 

Would. Not. Bang

 

 

She's basically the Poundland Rihanna, so that comes as no surprise.

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Rita Ora and her marvellous chesticles.

 

 

Rita Ora. 4/10

 

Would. Not. Bang

 

 

My ability to argue her trashiness and "wouldn't touch her with yours" came to a screeching halt after half a mooney.

 

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If I was bored one day, say on a Tuesday night, or when the Villa are on, and she knocked on my door and politely asked whether I would rattle her senseless, I'd ponder it briefly and then invite her to my room and do sex on her.

If my name was Calvin Harris, though, there's no way that she'd be the woman that I'd settle on.

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My sister works in production for music festivals like Glastonbury and other big shows and she was doing something for BBC in Northern Ireland a year or two ago and she told me that she was sat backstage with this Northern Irish guy and Rita Ora walked in and this guy just says to my sister, very openly "Who's that?" so she lowered her voice to try to be a bit more subtle "that's Rita Ora" and the guy just replied, again, openly, not bothered if she heard or not "oh... She's ugly, isn't she?".

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