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Paddy's "Things that cheer you up"


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40 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

I was chomping at the bit to add all of these to my sig but I think that's about to be made obsolete by this thread, it would be a bit of a damp squid if everything gets covered here already.

I'm on tender hooks. 

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44 minutes ago, BOF said:

Furry muff.

I'll stick to my own, wank a smelly crutch. 

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4 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

I recommend it. 

Can’t wait but have we bought Felix yet?

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11 minutes ago, Paddywhack said:

No reactions. I should have gone with the bees bollocks.

Alliteration, with swearing is normally the one to go with.

Meanwhile, the cat is looking on wearing its pyjamas, accepting that it’s in third place in this particular idiom race.

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3 hours ago, sidcow said:

This is dull as dishwater now. 

That's actually acceptable now as it evolved from the original (ditchwater).

 

I'll post this now to save you the hassle:

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10 hours ago, Sid4ever said:

I am going to be a Grandad 

Took me an embarrassingly long time to realise this wasn't another random saying.

Congrats. 

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