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Looking at a car insurance quote and I think it is discriminating against gypsies

 

"No driver on the policy resides in a caravan, static caravan, chalet, squat, houseboat, boat/barge, sited or unsited caravan, caravan site, mobile home, hostel or have no fixed abode."

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Sometimes with our European brethren I genuinely don't know when they're being innocent or funny. Maybe they don't have pikeys?

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I was nom'd driver for a gig last night, having been to this particular venue before, a very classy high end pub on a housing estate in Brixton, I chanced my arm and drove right to the door. As I'd kinda hoped I managed to park not only close, but directly outside, under a street light next to the bouncer on the door!

 

Reminded me of a trip a good few years ago where again i was driver, we were horribly late due to traffic trying to get the the Royal Festival Hall. I decided I'd drop people off at the venue then and park rather than all 4 of us miss it. We got there and there's a car park directly outside. It has a single empty space that is taped off with a sign 'reserved for musicians' on it. It's directly adjacent the security guy's little shack. I drove down the ramp, into the space breaking the red n white tape and parkig over the reserved sign. Security guy jumps out of his hutch as we jump out of the car. 'we're late!' I shouted, to which his response was ......'go, go, go!'.

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The guy who dived in front of the Oxford boat during the boat race (only way Cambridge would ever beat us) is being ordered to leave the country :D

As a left leaning person (and presumably also anti-establishment, anti-greed & greedy bankers), why does that cheer you up?

 

I think it's a disgusting decision. The guy is Married to a British citizen, and she is pregnant.

 

His protest was valid, just the manner misjudged perhaps.

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The guy who dived in front of the Oxford boat during the boat race (only way Cambridge would ever beat us) is being ordered to leave the country :D

As a left leaning person (and presumably also anti-establishment, anti-greed & greedy bankers), why does that cheer you up?

 

I think it's a disgusting decision. The guy is Married to a British citizen, and they have a small child.

 

His protest was valid, just the manner misjudged perhaps.

 

I too am surprised at that Ajax..... seems at odds with your general philosophy on life......  

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