mjmooney Posted September 4, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2012 Carrot cake? WTF! Only 1 cake worse and that is coffee cake. WHAT??? Coffee cake is fantastic! It's also the only possible use for "instant coffee". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 4, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 4, 2012 Carrot cake is lovely. Coffee cake ... not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Happy birthday Carrot Cake= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The girl at work responsible for printing security passes is leaving. This is not what cheers me up, rather her resultant 'couldn't-give-a-fuckness' which has allowed me a new card with a picture of Optimus Prime slam-dunking in lieu of my own face. Brilliant!! I demand pictures!In a further development today, my boss found part of an old Transformers costume he had as a kid in his loft and has passed it unto myself, that I might wear it in conjunction with (and thus legitimize) my new security pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Gareth...you are my hero!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2012 Fan-fugu-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Gareth, do you have big fingers are ridiculously small nails?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2012 Or does the security pass say "Gareth Beadle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 And what happened to your left thumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Alas, no Beadlism; chronic masturbation has simply worn them down to a nub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted September 5, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2012 Scrolled to that picture and thought "MF Doom's looking a bit rough these days" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Unfortunately, my requests to HR to start writing my payslips out to "Hiphoptimus Rhyme" have been less successful. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Scrolled to that picture and thought "MF Doom's looking a bit rough these days" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Alas, no Beadlism; chronic masturbation has simply worn them down to a nub. On the plus side you've crafted yourself a fine pointing finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Well I for one hope security set the Dinobots on you. Fake ID wearing Deceptacreep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Only just seen that pic Gareth. Brilliant! I want a transformers pass now Been drinking Douwe & Egberts Roasted Hazelnut coffee. Oh. Em. Gee. as the yoof say. It's lovely stuff, totes amaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Getting a phone call to say "we would like to extend you a job offer further to your recent application and subsequent interview" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Congratulations mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 the aroma of coffee on a cold, grey and wet monday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Well done Wigglesticks, how does the missus feel about you being Ron Jeremy's fluffer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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