bickster Posted July 6, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: half quarter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 Absolute zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, Anthony said: Good work @fightoffyour, good work. That PhD is finally coming good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: Absolute zero Nah that's just a temperature isn't it? 16 minutes ago, bickster said: quarter can't actually think of anything less than a quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, fightoffyour said: Nah that's just a temperature isn't it? I wasn’t being completely serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Mark Albrighton said: I wasn’t being completely serious. I never am! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 I got a call today. Apparently HMRC have opened a criminal investigation against me for tax evasion. I took the call whilst standing at the cash-point. I was drawing out some cash to pay a workman "cash-in-hand" for some work I've had done. These HMRC guys are bloody good!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I got a call today. Apparently HMRC have opened a criminal investigation against me for tax evasion. I took the call whilst standing at the cash-point. I was drawing out some cash to pay a workman "cash-in-hand" for some work I've had done. These HMRC guys are bloody good!! They know you know, last week I had a call the the HMRC was carrying out a criminal investigation against me for tax evasion, at the time I was making a ham sandwich, a ham sandwich I was eating indoors and therefore was not charging myself the 20% vat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 5 hours ago, fightoffyour said: Nah that's just a temperature isn't it? can't actually think of anything less than a quarter. NegAtive 99999999999999999999 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 6 hours ago, fightoffyour said: Nah that's just a temperature isn't it? can't actually think of anything less than a quarter. One thousandth. Do I win anything? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 9 hours ago, blandy said: One of my favourite towns. Went there with work years ago. Stunning place, fabulous people. Hey now, we don’t want the people of Bergen to get any cockier than they already are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 6, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, El Zen said: Hey now, we don’t want the people of Bergen to get any cockier than they already are. OK then. Maybe just a nurse called Unn. Yes she did get cocky 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, blandy said: OK then. Maybe just a nurse called Unn. Yes she did get cocky My only encounter with a Norwegian nurse was when I had few days in hospital with suspected appendicitis. She was blonde and kind and beautiful, and I fell hopelessly in love with her. Unfortunately I was 10 years old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, El Zen said: Hey now, we don’t want the people of Bergen to get any cockier than they already are. My father's best friend from childhood in Oslo moved to Bergen as an adult and lived there the remainder of his life and loved it. Ironically, his son who was born and raised in Bergen ended up moving to the greater Oslo area and marrying a woman there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2023 53 minutes ago, trekka said: One thousandth. Do I win anything? Yes, one nine hundred and ninety nine thousandth of an internet point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted July 6, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2023 It's broad bean season in Poland. They are called bób here. That "ó" means it's pronounced like "boob", so I can happily spend my meal times sucking on bób and declaring how much i love bób. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 7, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 7, 2023 I have a new Emma mattress turning up today. I haven't been sleeping well for ages so this better be good. I managed to get 75% off the premium one . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, trekka said: I have a new Emma mattress turning up today. I haven't been sleeping well for ages so this better be good. I managed to get 75% off the premium one . I have one of them, for the same reason, I think on the whole its great, good nights sleep, way more comfortable than almost any other mattress I have tried. I think its been a worthwhile purchase. Nearly killed me taking it up 2 flights of stairs though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 When Disney fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 7, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I have one of them, for the same reason, I think on the whole its great, good nights sleep, way more comfortable than almost any other mattress I have tried. I think its been a worthwhile purchase. Nearly killed me taking it up 2 flights of stairs though. Thanks. I've paid about £300 for a double premium, including premium delivery (meaning they'll take away my old one). It seemed too good to be true at first but it's direct from their website. Having just checked, seems I was lucky - the best deal on there now is 55% off (still good, mind). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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