Stevo985 Posted May 13, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Infinite Tucker ladies and gentlemen. I mean, that's hilarious, but pretty sure he would have won anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: I mean, that's hilarious, but pretty sure he would have won anyway His ribs must be in bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 14, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2019 Aldi hawking their brand new flat sausage (the sausedge!), Scotland collectively loses the plot, pointing out that Aldi didn't invent Lorne sausage, then Lidl come out of the woodwork with this corker: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted May 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2019 I woke up today an hour late for work, wearing my Villa shirt, with a sense that I'm still too drunk to drive, and a note from the gf saying "we should probably talk about last night". Worth it. 6 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 15, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2019 53 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I woke up today an hour late for work, wearing my Villa shirt, with a sense that I'm still too drunk to drive, and a note from the gf saying "we should probably talk about last night". Worth it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: I woke up today an hour late for work, wearing my Villa shirt, with a sense that I'm still too drunk to drive, and a note from the gf saying "we should probably talk about last night". Worth it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Davkaus said: I woke up today an hour late for work, wearing my Villa shirt, with a sense that I'm still too drunk to drive, and a note from the gf saying "we should probably talk about last night". Worth it. "It was then that she realised she places second in his list of affections" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2019 My Mom will be 84 in August. She's just text to tell me that the course of treatment she's been having for the last six months has worked and the NHS has saved her eyesight. I'm sat at my desk crying tears of joy. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 hours ago, BOF said: "It was then that she realised she places second in his list of affections" Still a Champions League spot... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 Just now, NurembergVillan said: Still a Champions League spot... "You're my silver medal". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, BOF said: "You're my silver medal". "Liverpool got 97 points. 97! Still a good side..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 21 hours ago, choffer said: Aldi hawking their brand new flat sausage (the sausedge!), Scotland collectively loses the plot, pointing out that Aldi didn't invent Lorne sausage, then Lidl come out of the woodwork with this corker: A sausage the size and shape of a slice of bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: My Mom will be 84 in August. She's just text to tell me that the course of treatment she's been having for the last six months has worked and the NHS has saved her eyesight. I'm sat at my desk crying tears of joy. Post of the day - i must've read it 10 times ! Well done to ur mum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted May 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Davkaus said: I woke up today an hour late for work, wearing my Villa shirt, with a sense that I'm still too drunk to drive, and a note from the gf saying "we should probably talk about last night". Worth it. It seems I was drunkenly mumbling allez allez allez in bed for about 20 minutes. Before I rolled over, fell on to the floor, and just kept singing. "What the **** happened in 1982?" 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 15, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: "What the **** happened in 1982?" I got married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, mottaloo said: Post of the day - i must've read it 10 times ! Well done to ur mum Thanks mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 12 hours ago, Davkaus said: It seems I was drunkenly mumbling allez allez allez in bed for about 20 minutes. Before I rolled over, fell on to the floor, and just kept singing. "What the **** happened in 1982?" I moved back from Trinidad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted May 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2019 I am on holiday with Mrs Lifeboats in Cyprus. A few days ago we were pondering a visit to a tourist attraction. "Don't worry," declares Mrs Lifeboats "I saw that yesterday. I know where it is". She is to navigation what Myra Hindley is to babysitting and I should have known better. So off we trot and 15 minutes later we arrive at the local bus station. I am thinking something must be wrong because Mrs Lifeboats regards all forms of public transport as disease ridden cess pits. Is she really taking us on a bus ride? "Err.........I saw this yesterday and thought it must be a tourIst attraction because of ALL THE BUSES THAT KEPT ARRIVING FULL OF PEOPLE. 5 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 NSFW 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Leaving my sons school last night and a Goshawk ( we think , having looked on the web at birds of prey ) swooped down from above straight into the bush by us and came out carrying a mouse in its beak and flew off obviously I’m gutted for Mrs mouse and her kids but it was pretty damn awesome to see that happen right in front of our noses ... gotta love nature 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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