Tegis Posted July 27, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 27, 2018 The moon-mars thingy tonight. We are so insignificant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Just closed on an apartment in town that is much nicer than the dump I currently live in. No more screeching whores at 2 in the morning and wailing sirens throughout the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted July 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 28, 2018 39 minutes ago, maqroll said: Just closed on an apartment in town that is much nicer than the dump I currently live in. No more screeching whores at 2 in the morning and wailing sirens throughout the day. You really need to start letting them leave once you’re done. 5 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: You really need to start letting them leave once you’re done. I know, I served that one up on a platter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 28, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 3 hours ago, maqroll said: Just closed on an apartment in town that is much nicer than the dump I currently live in. No more screeching whores at 2 in the morning and wailing sirens throughout the day. Congrats! Been looking for 2 years in Manhattan.... Oops that should not be in the "Things that cheer you up" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 7 hours ago, TheAuthority said: Congrats! Been looking for 2 years in Manhattan.... Oops that should not be in the "Things that cheer you up" thread. Is it possible to buy in Manhattan or is it just renting for life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 First game of football in I can't remember how long where it isn't sweltering. Not only that but it's torrential downfalls. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 28/07/2018 at 01:48, Paddywhack said: You really need to start letting them leave once you’re done. He's paid for 2 hours and he'll get his 2 hours! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Xela said: He's paid for 2 hours and he'll get his 2 hours! but that's 1 hour 53 minutes of just sitting there waiting for the time lock to release 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 28/07/2018 at 07:11, Xela said: Is it possible to buy in Manhattan or is it just renting for life? Depends on where you want to live and what you are prepared to put up with. There are still affordable neighborhoods even in Manhattan but you won't have the services i.e. public transport, easy access to supermarkets. Whats hard for us is, if we moved we'd end up paying more, in a shittier neighborhood and for a smaller crappier place. Sort of hard to swallow. We love our current place and the hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Mary Beard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 6 hours ago, chrisp65 said: but that's 1 hour 53 minutes of just sitting there waiting for the time lock to release Twice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 24/07/2018 at 19:18, Xela said: The joy when I found an empty toilet cubicle earlier as I was genuinely on the verge of shitting myself. I went out for a walk with a mate at lunchtime and about a third of the way through our circuit I starting getting stomach cramps. I did a mental bowel risk assessment and told my pal I needed to get back to the office. The 5 min walk back was agony... similar to that scene in trainspotting, except I wasn't on a skag comedown. I got into the basement of the work building via the side entrance and headed for the basement cubicle as that is usually empty as only the post room workers use it. Got in and the one cubicle was occupied. I literally yelped like a puppy that has been trod on. I now had to shuffle to the lifts... couldn't use the stairs as I was clenching my buttocks together... the lift took ages, I was covered in a sheen of cold sweat... finally it came and in its ponderous way, made the short journey to the ground floor visitors bogs. I waddled in and there was 1 empty cubicle, with the other 2 occupied. I didn't care if there was no paper or if the seat was going to be covered in piss, I had to go! Luckily it was reasonably clean and I had arguably the most satisfying dump in memory! **** this bowel disease That is a shit story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rodders Posted July 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) Surprise weekends. A girl and I have been dating for a month or two and in casual conversation the discussion over remembering to find time to get away and do different things came up, so this weekend I booked the car with no idea where to go, she chose the spot, and suddenly instead of a normal weekend, with maybe a trip to the pub / cinema, we were in west wales, from St. Davids, to St. Brides then Tenby and back to Cardiff over the two days, via a lovely hotel. Weather was thoroughly bonkers, but more than enough sun amid the howling wind and rain to enjoy the view, whilst the quaint / insane roads near the coast were entertaining to navigate. She's gained significant plus points. Edited July 30, 2018 by Rodders 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2018 43 minutes ago, Rodders said: Surprise weekends. A girl and I have been dating for a month or two and in casual conversation the discussion over remembering to find time to get away and do different things came up, so this weekend I booked the car with no idea where to go, she chose the spot, and suddenly instead of a normal weekend, with maybe a trip to the pub / cinema, we were in west wales, from St. Davids, to St. Brides then Tenby and back to Cardiff over the two days, via a lovely hotel. Weather was thoroughly bonkers, but more than enough sun amid the howling wind and rain to enjoy the view, whilst the quaint / insane roads near the coast were entertaining to navigate. She's gained significant plus points. Did you bum her is the important thing you missed here? Jesus H Christ, nearly 8,000 posts and you miss the only detail anyone gives a hoot about. @bickster, ban him or summat please. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I am so sorry lapal, I forgot, what with the history of RV's sexual escapades, a reference to a lovely hotel was quaintly subtle. OK, we had marvellously intimate rumpy pumpy, though not of the bumming bent. Satisfied?* *( Because I was ) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, Rodders said: I am so sorry lapal, I forgot, what with the history of RV's sexual escapades, a reference to a lovely hotel was quaintly subtle. OK, we had marvellously intimate rumpy pumpy, though not of the bumming bent. Satisfied?* *( Because I was ) pics or it didn't happen. / @rjw63 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Someone at work was talking about getting their kids a trampoline. Just the mention of the word trampoline cheers me up because of the Simpsons 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Just the mention of the word trampoline cheers me up because of the Simpsons 100% me too. I have been known to shout TRAMAPALINE TRAMBAPALINE! a few times and lap up all the stares and weird looks whenever anyone says it around me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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