V01 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Being at home in bed at 6:45 when I don't finish work until 7:00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xela Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 22 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: How do women get that incredible? She's not perfect. She probably leaves skidmarks on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I do like Barack Obama. He seems likes a really nice bloke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted February 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Xela said: She's not perfect. She probably leaves skidmarks on the toilet. Give her a break. She's 106 years old! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Gambling on a bottle of red wine and it exceeds your hopes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Xela said: I do like Barack Obama. He seems likes a really nice bloke. He is when he's not mass surveilling innocent civilians without a warrant or drone bombing Yemeni wedding parties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I know, I'm a dick, sorry Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 23, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2016 8 hours ago, maqroll said: He is when he's not mass surveilling innocent civilians without a warrant or drone bombing Yemeni wedding parties. Hey, nobody's perfect! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 16 hours ago, maqroll said: He is when he's not mass surveilling innocent civilians without a warrant or drone bombing Yemeni wedding parties. We all make mistakes. I once drove at 36 in a 30 zone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Xela said: We all make mistakes. I once drove at 36 in a 30 zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted February 24, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 24, 2016 One of the Directors of the company asking me (ME!!! I'm not a bloody cad monkey!) if I can get an A0 sized colour print out of our large format printer. 'No, it only does black n white' to which his response was. 'I only want one' to which my response was 'ahh ok, it should be able to do just one colour print even though it's a black n white printer' to which he has responded 'great, thanks' ok, perhaps you had to be there... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 24, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 24, 2016 Chrisp65 the CAD monkey thinks you can get colour prints from B&W printers if you only ask for one copy. This makes me happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Received this email from my old school - whilst I always had ambivalent feelings to the whole public school bit ( great small classes for education, but some monumentally repellent posh twits and anachronistic traditions ) - this just made me laugh - it is just so excruciatingly conforming to my perceptions of it's old fashioned eccentricities. Seems like something Bertie Wooster would get up to. Dear Me, It is with great pleasure that I invite you to join me at B School for 'Call My Wine Bluff' - an evening which promises to be highly entertaining. 'Call My Wine Bluff' is a game of seven rounds, usually divided into teams of ten. Each table is given a wine to taste without the benefit of sight of the label. The distinguished panel, led by T... S... from the Oxford Wine Company, describe themselves as 'brilliant and erudite experts' and they each give an amusing, informative and convincing description of the wine. Two of the panel are unashamedly lying through their teeth and the teams have to decide which of the panel is innocent of such deception. Points are awarded for getting the wine right and also for guessing its price. Prizes are awarded, and the Captain of the winning team is introduced to the fine art of removing the cork from a bottle of champagne with a sabre. A selection of savoury and sweet buffet foods will be served at each table throughout the evening to accompany the wines. Please join us in the dining hall from 7.30pm for a drinks reception and 'Call My Wine Bluff' will begin at 8.00pm. Places are £38 ( !! ) per person (tables of up to 10 people can be accommodated). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 25, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2016 Christ. Is a pig's head involved at any point? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I honestly wouldn't be that surprised. The end of year ceremonies were vomit inducing and would go on for ever. Some of the chanting certainly made me suspect they were big into cult worship :/ But it was weird, I think it only ever appealed to about 5% of the pupils. Most of us were bored / fascinated / embarrassed by it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Let's not take our eye off the ball here, Rodders was a public school fag. I was at a 'do' once. An architect's award evening. I was in the queue for my scran mid way through the evening when the lady behind me in the queue asked what school I'd attended. I proudly announced 'Barry Boys'. She was silent for about 10 seconds, then put down her little plate and walked away, forsaking her place next to me in the queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Rodders said: Received this email from my old school - whilst I always had ambivalent feelings to the whole public school bit ( great small classes for education, but some monumentally repellent posh twits and anachronistic traditions ) - this just made me laugh - it is just so excruciatingly conforming to my perceptions of it's old fashioned eccentricities. Seems like something Bertie Wooster would get up to. They really are a separate species. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Let's not take our eye off the ball here, Rodders was a public school fag. I was at a 'do' once. An architect's award evening. I was in the queue for my scran mid way through the evening when the lady behind me in the queue asked what school I'd attended. I proudly announced 'Barry Boys'. She was silent for about 10 seconds, then put down her little plate and walked away, forsaking her place next to me in the queue. And if you'd said Barry's Gentlemen Of The New World Order you'd have had a new friend. Elementary error! No fagging at this place, but it was the place where if you punched someone in rugby you'd be invited to a calm down tea with a staff member. Have consensual heterosexual sex and you were expelled. Old school manners, what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I knew a public school kid. When there was a fight, instead of chanting "fight! Fight! Fight!". They used to chant "Have a fight, see who's the best! Have a fight, see who's the best!" I earn more money than him now, so i win (only kidding). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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