krisagg75 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Poor Folski, never saw my mum noshing off my dad but did walk in on them getting a little afternoon delight, that shit stays with you trust me. Straight in the wank bank and stored for future use? now that's magic...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The one time I didn't organise a fast check out payment for the hotel there's a coach load of pensioners milling around reception trying to decide if they are checking out or not and whether Mabel is dead and have we all had breakfast and where are my tablets and...... Hotel reception lady just 'fast tracked' me. Felt good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 On Topic actually being quite a good read for a change, and not full of doom and gloom (with a few notable exceptions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The one time I didn't organise a fast check out payment for the hotel there's a coach load of pensioners milling around reception trying to decide if they are checking out or not and whether Mabel is dead and have we all had breakfast and where are my tablets and...... Hotel reception lady just 'fast tracked' me. Felt good. Euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The one time I didn't organise a fast check out payment for the hotel there's a coach load of pensioners milling around reception trying to decide if they are checking out or not and whether Mabel is dead and have we all had breakfast and where are my tablets and...... Hotel reception lady just 'fast tracked' me. Felt good. Euphemism? ahh, if only. She was very easy on the eye. It was the same woman that the evening before had upgraded my room. Clearly she was mad for me, which is understandable. I'd been driving a few hours so I was warm and creased. She might also have caught the faint whiff of somebody smuggling a takeaway biryani in their shoulder bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted July 31, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. With the classic opening line - "Tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town..." It's probably going to be at The Jail, isn't it, Phil? I'm sure Rob made this joke once and I laughed for about ten minutes after I read it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Windows 10 is awesome and free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. With the classic opening line - "Tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town..." It's probably going to be at The Jail, isn't it, Phil? I'm sure Rob made this joke once and I laughed for about ten minutes after I read it. It could be someone subconsciously breaking out from a self imposed psychological jail-cell, such as breaking free from drug abuse or even a damaging and violent relationship I suppose or am I just spoiling things again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. With the classic opening line - "Tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town..." It's probably going to be at The Jail, isn't it, Phil? I'm sure Rob made this joke once and I laughed for about ten minutes after I read it. Ah it's good to see you back posting, big man! That made me lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. With the classic opening line - "Tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town..." It's probably going to be at The Jail, isn't it, Phil? I'm sure Rob made this joke once and I laughed for about ten minutes after I read it. It could be someone subconsciously breaking out from a self imposed psychological jail-cell, such as breaking free from drug abuse or even a damaging and violent relationship I suppose or am I just spoiling things again if the song was written now you'd be bang on the money in the 1970's a jailbreak meant breaking out of jail, 'another brick in the wall' was about building materials and 'Come on Eileen' was an encouragement to dance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 31, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) if the song was written now you'd be bang on the money Edited July 31, 2015 by Tegis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Listening to Radio 2 and Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak comes on. With the classic opening line - "Tonight there's going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town..." It's probably going to be at The Jail, isn't it, Phil? I'm sure Rob made this joke once and I laughed for about ten minutes after I read it. It could be someone subconsciously breaking out from a self imposed psychological jail-cell, such as breaking free from drug abuse or even a damaging and violent relationship I suppose or am I just spoiling things again if the song was written now you'd be bang on the money in the 1970's a jailbreak meant breaking out of jail, 'another brick in the wall' was about building materials and 'Come on Eileen' was an encouragement to dance. I don't know about that, I am still struggling to understand the semiotics of Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 31, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2015 Windows 10 is awesome and free. And gives all your keys to Microsoft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 31, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've been chatting lately to a mate who was "of age" when Thatcher was around. I now understand what an absolute word removed she was. This cheers me up because I now feel "ITK". 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 31, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2015 Windows 10 is awesome and free. And gives all your keys to Microsoft If you encrypt your drive And login with a hotmail account And use onedrive (I get the point but its not a outofthebox thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 31, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've been chatting lately to a mate who was "of age" when Thatcher was around. I now understand what an absolute word removed she was. This cheers me up because I now feel "ITK". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've been chatting lately to a mate who was "of age" when Thatcher was around. I now understand what an absolute word removed she was. This cheers me up because I now feel "ITK". Or, as Alan Bennett put it: History is 'just one f***ing thing after another'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 oh rachel ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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